Feb 14, 2020
😗 👗 😈 🌺 💘
Nobody specified jasper answers
😗: Are you single or do you have a date?
"Single not looking, but I do need a sperm donor if anyone wants a kid with no rights to them"
👗: Do you like to dress up for Valentine’s Day date? Or dress up in general for the holiday?
"Nah, that's just more laundry for me to do if they're nice"
😈: Expecting to get laid or spend a night alone?
"Alone"
🌺: What’s your favorite flower? How do you feel about roses?
"Dahlias, Marigolds...Rose's are ok but not mu thing"
💘: How do you feel about Valentine’s Day?
"Over glorified capitalist holiday disgused as romance"
