#possibly-ironic

[epicmurdock]

Papyrus + Bratty

Papyrus:You are very great! It would be tragic to lose your friendship.

Bratty:In closing: You're a total loser!

Actual Best Friends tbh

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[epicmurdock]

Flowey, Alphys, Muffet, Angry Dummy

Flowey: What makes you bitter?Passive aggressive posts on social mediaAlphys: What are you passionate about?Coming up with stories, more specifically Character DevelopmentMuffet: What is your favorite dessert?I answered this one already and said Ice Cream, but I’m gonna say Pineapple Upside Down Cake for this one because it’s amazingAngry Dummy: Are you an annoying piece of garbage?Is that a trick question

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[forgettable]

castle, new americana, hurricane, control, young god

CASTLE: What annoys you a lot? a lot of things but right now it’s vaping lmao

NEW AMERICANA: What's the most extreme or intense thing you've ever done? when i was younger me and my friends just used to go in the woods or go through cornfields and just WALK, sommetimes for hours. we got lost several times, i got a leech on my foot, one of my friends lost her boot in ice cold water and we were in fuckin snow so that was fun, those were fun times

HURRICANE: What's your favorite type of weather? cloudy!! or snowy!!

CONTROL: What absolutely terrifies you? bugs going into my ear, losing my boyfriend over something like distance (because he’s  thinking about attending college out of state and i’m soooo fucking terrified B) ), death of loved ones

YOUNG GOD: Who is your favorite God or Goddess from Greek Mythology? aphrodite’s always been my fav (which is typical for a gal who’s mostly ruled by venus lmao)

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1, 3, 4, 7, 10, 11, 23, 24, 26, 27, 28

1) Do you believe in ghosts? tbh yeh3) What is your favorite horror movie? i actually don’t like a lot of horror movies S: i’ll watch them but i think they’re bad or too scary for me to actually appreciate lmao4) What is the scariest thing that's ever happened to you? a very personal thing that i don’t want to discuss on here B)7) What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you at a party? never really been to a party hahaha anxious introvert life 5ever10) Do you have any tattoos? not yet11) Do you want any tattoos? yes but i’m not sure of what yet23) Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? depends on the day cuz they both have their own pros and cons and it depends on what kind of werewolf or vampire you’re going for but i usually pick vampire o:24) Would you rather be a demon or be possessed? totally a demon26) What's the scariest song you've ever heard? blurred lines 27) What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? the chucky movies used to scare the bejeezus outta me when i was little and kinda still do28) What scares you the most? bugs, like centipedes mostly. more specifically it’s bugs going into my ears

[forgettable]

moth, doll, lace, statue, candle, casket

Moth ❧ What do you find attractive in a person? a sense of humor!! that’s like my number one thing that attracts me to people. if you have a fuckin fantastic sense of humor that’s compatible with mine you’ve basically won me over. Doll ❧ do you collect anything? stones! like amethyst, bloodstone, lapis lazuli, stuff like that

Lace ❧ What kind of clothing do you wear? i don’t think i have a kind of clothing??? i mean shit i don’t even have much of a fashion sense i just kinda throw shit together???? anything warm and/or oversized is my shit tho. i dress for comfort

Statue ❧ Who is your favorite artist? georgia o’keeffe!!

Candle ❧ what is your favorite scent? nag champa incense. my dad used to burn it a lot when i was little and it makes me think of being a little kid again and you know, not feeling so shitty. i burn it whenever i clean my room because that’s when he used to burn it and it’s so stress relieving. i smell like it pretty much all the time and i love when someone else can identify it

Casket ❧ do you believe in an afterlife? yeh! i’m pagan and our afterlife kind of thing is the summerlands. our belief, for most of us, is when you die you go to like, this beautiful fuckin place (the summerlands) and there’s a feast there, and it’s got all your favorite foods and everyone you’ve ever loved in any way is there, all your friends and family and you get to talk and play games and all that shit until it’s time for you to go (be reborn). the better you were in your life the longer you get to stay

[forgettable]

1, 5, 12, 13, 16, 17 o:

1. the meaning behind my url alpha sapphire, omega ruby...garnet

5. piercings i have tongue and lobes

12. ideas of a perfect date dinner, a movie, and a walk around the mall, preferably at night :3

13. life goal(s) marry someone i love, have a job i don’t hate, never divorce. i don’t ask for much

16. favorite movie it’s a tie between the labyrinth and scott pilgrim vs the world

17. a fact about my life where i currently live is the fifth place i’ve lived in in my life

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emerald, magic mint, fuchsia, dark venetian red, radical red, moonstone, unmellow yellow, blue bell, medium orange, black, ruby, maximum purple

EMERALD: Favorite thing about yourself?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MAGIC MINT: Number of people you dated? if you count my current relationship, i’m at 5

FUCHSIA: Number of pets? 3! two cats and a dog

DARK VENETIAN RED: Dream job? something in therapy or social work??? not 100% sure but i’m more sure than i’ve ever been to be fair

RADICAL RED: Aesthetic? oddly enough, RED. like anything red, oversized sweaters, vampires (cool ones), paint, and the 80′s

MOONSTONE: Something you love the smell of? nag champa, the best incense

UNMELLOW YELLOW: Favorite TV show? steven universe!!!

BLUE BELL: Favorite restaurant? TEXAS ROADHOUSE

MEDIUM ORANGE: Favorite fruit? peaches!!

BLACK: Favorite season? winter!!

RUBY: Favorite holiday? halloween B) 

MAXIMUM PURPLE: Favorite time of day? around sunset, because that changes as the year goes

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amputation, body horror, parasite, vampire

AMPUTATION: Would you rather lose a body part or a sense (hearing, seeing, etc.)?  i think a body part. as weird as it sounds, i feel like i could manage without an arm or a hand better than i could without even one of my senses 

BODY HORROR: If you could change your appearance to anything you wish, what would you do? brown eyes!!!! i love them so much. and maybe i could be a bit skinnier, and with hands and feel that are actually proportionate to my body. and clearer skin and freckles 

PARASITE: Are you attracted to strange things? i think in a way everybody is

VAMPIRE: What do you consider to be unhealthy? if it limits you or effects those around you negatively. if you smoke so much weed that you ditch your s/o’s and friends who don’t smoke constantly just to do it, if you drink and smoke so much that you put it before your children and their needs, if you are so overweight that you honestly feel unhealthy (because there are people who are overweight who are healthy as a horse), if all that makes sense. not to mention if you are literally physically sick