2006 Preteen Goth

Murdock / 32 / Pisces / Queer / White / Where the posts are made up and the pronouns don't matter / Header by @star-plasma

[victusinveritas]

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[yandere-angela]

you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma

[acerby]

I believe Mr Beast is just itching for the day he can do a real death game. I think he constantly pitches it to his team and they just keep going "not yet, but soon"

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

[quinkkill]

Unfortunately me until Thursday

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[all1inchrist]

"The rainbow is God's symbol."

Damn right it is. Damn right it's God's symbol of mercy, love, acceptance, and all the things you seem to lack. I'm glad you can't look at a rainbow without thinking of all God's children whom you despise. I'm glad we've forced you to confront the truth of exactly who God is and exactly who is under the banner of His love. The rainbow is God's symbol and you have no right to stop me from clothing myself in it.

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[notasapleasure]

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

[pmamtraveller]

Detail from “The Fall of the Rebel Angels” by Frans Floris, 1554

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[bows-and-bites]

from one disabled babe to another, this is your sign from the universe and me to go ahead and get yourself the shower chair