#post for reference

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Gogy and the Lorax were getting back together! After months of couples counseling and the Lorax agreeing to pay gogy 69 million billion dollars they had made up! George is still a worm but that’s okay because the Lorax is also an animal and frankly it was getting kinda weird!

Gogy turns to face the Lorax (it’s hard because he is a worm and he doesn’t have a neck anymore but he twerks his way to victory go white boy go)

“Lory, do you love me? Even though I am a worm now?” The gogy worm asks

The Lorax looks away, cheeto colored hands trembling, “yes... George I have always loved you but...”

George gasps, almost pissing out his worm safe gamer fuel (it’s also vegan save the bees).

The Lorax sits up and begins to fucking sob, reaching up to reveal...

HE IS A FURSUIT WHAAT

“WHAT TBE FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH!? YOU’RE A FURRY!?” Gogy yells in disdain, magically deworming himself.

But as the Lorax begins to take his fursuit off (shedding cheese-whiz and dorito dust) gogy realizes something. Inside the suit, cling on to the matted orange fur is a tiny worm. The worm is dream. The worm is fucking ripped.

Sapnap wakes up in a cold sweat and looks to the cage where he keeps his worm friends dream and George (oncie still hasn’t figured out how to save them he’s too busy cheating on dream with the Lorax :().

Sapnap sighs a sigh of releaf. Thank god it was just a dream.

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I have never seriously considered the dynamics of dream x Onceler in my life. Both are so tall and Long and Capitalist it's a match made in heaven. They say opposites attract but if I learned anything in AP Physics that is a falsehood.

Dream lends the Oncler his hoodie, the plain one with the greeen smily face because they both like green. They laugh because green is the color of trees and aliens, neither of which they believe in.

Dream pushes a lever and another clout goblin comes screaming out of the abyss. Oncie giggles. He thinks the goblins are fugly mother fuckers who should cease their existence.

Dream does not agree. They are his clout goblins. They work in his clout factories day and night making clout for him. He starts sobbing. Oncie how could you say that to them I love them he says. Oncie can't speak he is too filled with disgust and also marshmallows because he is a certified freak seven days a week. Dream walks away crying.

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