#dreamceler

[420technoblazeit]

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art credit to @catmaidza

[keroseneinhalers]

Sapnap was so tired. He had been up all night trying to reverse the gay juice and nothing was working. He’d waved lukewarm Mountain Dew in their faces like 20 times. He’d played slightly homophobic Christian rock-country nightcore remixes as loud as he could. He’d even called them sus. No response :(((.

The onceler (who to remind you is absolutely still a silver fox not a dilf tho he didn’t mpreg) slid into his gamer den richly, waving his gay little capitalist hands in front of sapnap’s face.

“Sappy Nappy! Stop micro aggressioning the homosexuals! That Lorax bitch called me and he wants to know where is ex hubby is <3” the onceler said.

Sapnap sighed, disturbing a pile of loose communism, “I thought they weren’t on speaking terms after the incident.”

“They made up after the Lorax won the lottery UwU.”

Fucking capitalist pigs, thought snap map, baby raging communistly.

Breath sapnap what would daddy Marx think... focus on daddy Marx.

Soupy took a breath. He was calm now.

The onceler got a notification on his twelve hundred dollar iPhone. His package had arrived.

DADDY MARX I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH AGGGGRRR GRRRRR BARK IPHONE EVIL GRRRR GRRRR BARK BARK

Before sapnap could break the Geneva convention, the gay alarm rang—

OH NO THEY ARE KISSINF SAPNAP WHAT WILL YOU DO OH NK WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

SAPNAP GRABBED THE SPRAY BOTTLE AND RAN DOWN TO THE CATBOY CONTAINMENT CENTER IN HIS GAMER BASEMENT— HE HAD TO GET THERE SOON OR THE COMBINED GAY WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD NOOO

As he careened down the hallway and through the door of the gay catboy container he was keeping dream and George ( no longer worms just gay now please follow the story line. Also retconned so they are catboys now idk why just feeling cute 2day) he tripped on a stray cord or something idk.

As he fell his signature scent straight MAN- a musky mix of gfuel and awkward summer camp showers— just fucking yeeted itself out of his pocket Jesus Christ look at it go oh my fucking goD OH NO ITS SPILLING ALL OVER THE CATBOYS SANAP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THRM THEY ARE MELTING

“S4pn4p! Wh4t h4v3 u d0ne 2 us!!!!” Mewled catboy George as he steamed.

“y34h S4pnap th15 15n’t vwery uwu 0f u uwu!!!!” Sobbed catboy dream (sorry drinnie :\ )

“OH NO OH FUCK DONT WORRY GUYS YOU ARE GOING TO BE OKAY— I’LL FIX THIS I SWEAR—“

Just as sapnap was about to find like a cloth or a sponge or something to clean the poor catboys in rushed oncie in his new clothes (all from UNIF UwU) and posed richly (get it, cause he’s goffik!).

“What do you think sappy?” Questioned oncie, who is now a twink again (the oncelr is an ageless creature who feeds on babies and homeless people. And the poor.)

Commie nap sobbed. He was in love with a capitalist pig.

@the-dreamcler-archives

[tmblrdream]

the onceler and sapnap were sitting at the dinner table eating stacks of money. sapnap was hiding the money in his napkin instead of eating it, distribute that wealth to the proletariat people scamnap!! onceler was too busy signing checks to notice :( sad. "sappy dearest" onceler said, and sapnap gagged but remembered what was best for his comrades "yes oncie 😍🙏" he said, how was he saying the emojis out loud?! it did not matter because true love. "come with me ;)" said oncie, not pronouncing the emojis as well but trying. they walked to a hill with a tree on it, and sapnap started sweating through his eboy clothes -- IT WAS HENRY. the onceler had a chainsaw and was pointing it at henry!! "i heard u were planning on leaving me for the working class. they are DISGUSTING SAPNAP!! I AM RICH AND HOT!!" oncie cried a single capitalist tear into his silk hankerchief. sapnap was disgusted by his displays of wealth 🤢🤢 he knew what he had to do. he pulled out his matches and BURNED RHE TREE!!! "cmon babe id never leave u for a tree... cmere 🥺" he wasn't upset because the onceler's stupid ass had got the wrong tree. henry was a sycamore not an oak!! you capitalist pig!!!. he waited until the onceler fell asleep and kept stealing from the rich. commienap strikes again

I’m not even in this :/

[king-of-fuffies]

hapen x2 combob

TWO CHAPTERS THIS TIME

@tmblrdream

[tboybobreynolds]

I dont know what the fuck I'm doing london and drinnie please dont read this

@the-dreamcler-archives

professional mine craft youtuber goerge not found and the lorax were having a nice dinner date to repair their dying marriage when gogy got a notification from paypal. lo and behold, it was from dream who had sending greoges daily allowance! the lorax inhaled the rest of his pesticides (saving the environment one meal at a time <3) and said "yes bbygurrl get that coin!" because he was so very happy to scam the green bastards out of their money. meanwhile the Onceler sobbed cutely when he saw the numbers in his phat bank account go down. dream did not care and sent another 2,000 to his dearest gogy

[yourlazykitkat]

I miss dreamceler.....

[tmblrdream]

once upon a time (except sexily and not in a cliche way) dream was speedrunning because that is how he destresses from a long day of being an influencer. his ass clapped juicily like anime tits as he parkoured over several logs but suddenly THERE WAS ANOTHER GREEN MAN IN FRONT OF HIM WHAT IS HAPPENING?? the other man was tall and sexy like if someone took ryan ross and stretched him on the medieval torture rack.

"woah there papas" the onceler smiled greedily "call me a speedrun.com moderator because i wanna analyze your curves"

dream compulsively stuck the onceler's gloved fist into his mouth ❤️ (that happened when he got nervous or had to pee which was always. also does dream have time to piss during his speedruns or does he have a catheter)

they began to make out hotly. a squirrel looked away in disgust damn gays ruining yhe forest 🤬🤬

they pulled away and exchanged info on HotRichMenWhoHateTheEnvironment.net and then got married in vegas. a barbaloot and subpoena were the best men. george did not care he was busy getting paid on his onlyfans GEORGENOTCLOTHED WOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH GOGY GET THEIR CREDIT CARDS dream pissed himself at the altar and giggles like a waifish gamer

wouldn’t say this is completely different from the other works

could use more piss

and speedruns don’t take that long it’s just like any other stream

[keroseneinhalers]

Gogy and the Lorax were getting back together! After months of couples counseling and the Lorax agreeing to pay gogy 69 million billion dollars they had made up! George is still a worm but that’s okay because the Lorax is also an animal and frankly it was getting kinda weird!

Gogy turns to face the Lorax (it’s hard because he is a worm and he doesn’t have a neck anymore but he twerks his way to victory go white boy go)

“Lory, do you love me? Even though I am a worm now?” The gogy worm asks

The Lorax looks away, cheeto colored hands trembling, “yes... George I have always loved you but...”

George gasps, almost pissing out his worm safe gamer fuel (it’s also vegan save the bees).

The Lorax sits up and begins to fucking sob, reaching up to reveal...

HE IS A FURSUIT WHAAT

“WHAT TBE FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH!? YOU’RE A FURRY!?” Gogy yells in disdain, magically deworming himself.

But as the Lorax begins to take his fursuit off (shedding cheese-whiz and dorito dust) gogy realizes something. Inside the suit, cling on to the matted orange fur is a tiny worm. The worm is dream. The worm is fucking ripped.

Sapnap wakes up in a cold sweat and looks to the cage where he keeps his worm friends dream and George (oncie still hasn’t figured out how to save them he’s too busy cheating on dream with the Lorax :().

Sapnap sighs a sigh of releaf. Thank god it was just a dream.