babysitting shidou’s kids
“uncle” charles chevalier. 6 years after the nel. charles is a college boy with no childcare experience. you and shidou are on date night. kids don’t have names but charles calls them “diable un” and “diable deux” (devil one and two). slight injury/blood mention, nothing too serious
uncle!charles agrees to babysit your kids only after shidou gives him the passwords to all your streaming services
uncle!charles swears this will be a walk in the park when you tell him to call him if there’s an emergency
uncle!charles is on the phone with you twenty minutes later when the kids refuse to eat
uncle!charles attempted to give them salami, butter, pickle, and mustard sandwiches for dinner
uncle!charles doesn’t know how to work the rice cooker, so he gives your kids cake instead
uncle!charles calls again when the kids won’t stop running around the house, refusing to sleep and full of sugar
uncle!charles chugs an energy drink and chases the kids, whom he’s successfully dubbed “diable un” and “diable deux”, around the house while pretending to be a monster
uncle!charles calls a third time when diable deux ran into the wall and cut his eyebrow open
uncle!charles apologizes when you and shidou return from date night two hours early, but still expects password payment since he got the bleeding to stop and convinced diable un to help him tidy up
when you aren’t looking, shidou tells uncle!charles that the first time he was left alone with the kids, he accidentally dropped diable un on her head
when he stops crying, diable deux begs you to let uncle!charles watch them again. apparently, “you and daddy are old and boring!”
uncle!charles agrees to pay for any future hospital bills, but shidou can tell that the kids have really grown on him
uncle!charles tells shidou he’ll teach the diables how to speak emoji (again, when you’re not looking)
uncle!charles is miraculously scheduled to watch the kids again next week