#post-evz

[fastxandxtardy]

So, are you ready to learn a new trick or what? ;)

You bet I’m ready! So what’s next? 

[fastxandxtardy]

If the dinner goes well maybe you should hang out together more after hours?

Yeah, maybe... 

Despite what I believed, he’s not the worst guy. He’s been really cool about this whole mentoring. Being on another earth gets a bit lonely sometimes. I can’t just go bother Harry and Jay all the time. And talking to my not-so-nice doppelgänger a lot probably isn’t very healthy to do either... 

Let’s first see how dinner goes and then go from there.

[fastxandxtardy]

Barry Allen. Well, don't you look...different. Or have you, by some miracle, reformed? Either way, your trial is still waiting for you back home.

[whispers] Leonard Snart...

... Am I allowed to call you that? Our Snart never minded what I called him but he wasn’t the mayor. Sorry, it’s a bit weird seeing another Snart after hearing what happened to ours. I knew you existed but I didn’t think we’d ever meet.

[fastxandxtardy]

Hey kid. Have you been hard at work or hardly working?

Oh hey! I heard you managed to get out! That’s...[clears throat] that’s good. 

I’m not a slacker... Of course I’ve been working on it!

Okay, not all the time. Earth-2 is fascinating. I didn’t have the time to explore this earth last time I was here because someone likes placing people in cells. But this time I couldn’t resist the temptation.

But the trick worked, I did it! if that’s what you’re wondering. 

It took a while to succeed, but I finally managed to create a tornado by spinning around on my axis. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have tried that inside your lair, but I put everything back in place as best as I could. I doubt you’ll really notice a difference.

It’s a neat trick, gotta admit. Thawne taught me how to create that with my arms but this way it gets a lot bigger and a lot more powerful. There’s only one problem. How do I stop myself from emptying my stomach every single time I do that?

[fastxandxtardy]

Have you ever wondered how it would feel to sleep with another speedster? Must be intense.

‘Course. Not a lot, but it’s crossed my mind a couple of times.

But I gotta say that I only started thinking about it after you guys started asking me about it.

[fastxandxtardy]

Hunter's going to give you a personal demonstartion on how to get inside of someone and then out again (then in again and out again and in again..).

Heh. Yeah I don’t think it’s gonna go down like that ‘cause that’d be kinda weird. Unless Hunter brings a meta along, the one he’ll be phasing through is gonna be me. As cool as phasing through someone sounds, being on the receiving end of that once will be more than enough.

[fastxandxtardy]

Thank you! Hunter can be your mentor on how to use your powers and you can mentor him on how to be good.

I don’t know if he really needs a mentor on being a hero. He did fine during those two years he was pretending to be the Flash of earth-2. They even built a statue for him. 

Now he just has to mean it instead of just pretending. That’s not something you can teach another person. You have to feel it. 

[fastxandxtardy]

Hunter is free. And single. Just two fun facts for you. -roams off to mind her own business (or pretend to)-

Is he? That’s great! I’m glad he managed to escape but my uhm... my doppel isn’t dead, right?

I don’t know why you’re telling me that second fact. I know he’s single. Pretty sure everyone knows he’s single... so what’s your point?