Lyna shadowbringers has it so funny. imagine mourning your depressed wizard grandpa while also fully aware that he's off in a different dimension as a young 20-something having the time of his life getting kicked out of libraries and almost blowing up the moon
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Even if he's exhausted, he always makes the effort. He will always go through emotional aftercare with you, cuddling close and talking over any kink you try. Who gets up to grab a damp cloth and (if needed) bruise cream usually depends on who bottomed. Aftercare is a lot of sweet affection and praise from him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He really likes his hands, flesh and metal. He likes being able to work on his arm, likes the dexterity it gives him. He likes the way they look tracing over your skin or shoved in your mouth.
Speaking of your mouth, he loves yours. He likes listening to you talk, and if you look at him at the right moment you'll find him staring at your lips with a smile. He longs to kiss you at any given moment, to trace the shape of your lips.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
On the thinner side, and he comes a lot. He likes seeing it covering your chest, dripping down your hand and wrist, or from your chin.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Monster fucker but make it tacet discords. Has fantasized about what it'd be like to be overwhelmed and used by one.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Moderately experienced. He's handsome and popular, and he's had a few relationships here and there, but nothing serious. He's had a few hookups but he's generally too busy to seek out connections.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Honestly? He adores missionary, loves seeing your face while he takes you apart piece by piece. Also a big fan of bending you over his "desk" (not his actual desk because it's Messy) and also cowgirl.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's pretty lighthearted, not afraid at all to tease and laugh with you during sex. Actually loves and adores when you burst into giggles or laughter, thinks it makes you glow.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Keeps it neat and trimmed, not necessarily for his partner though he's willing to take their preference into account.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
God, he loves you so much, and it shows every time you're together. He praises you without even noticing, just an ongoing stream of consciousness ramble about how lovely you are, how gorgeous you look, he loves you, he loves you, you're perfect
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Honestly I think he hyperfixates on his work for hours on end, and when he comes back to reality and is catching up on taking care of himself, he jacks off because of the dopamine high.
When you're away and he's awake in bed pining, he just can't help himself. Whenever his thoughts linger on you for too long, when he slips into fantasizing about the next time he sees you, he can't help but slip a hand under his boxers and think of you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Toys - Again, we have all Thought About It when it comes to his arm. He is the original Thought About It. Will also make the wuwa equivalent of a bluetooth vibrator for you.
Praise (giving) - Goes nuts over how you flush and squirm when he murmurs praise against your skin between kisses. Genuinely obsessed with how you squeeze around his cock when he's inside you.
Exhibitionism - We've seen his lab. Homie has and will fuck you there when there's not too many people around. Is very very into the risk of being caught but actually would hate being caught.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His bed. He adores fucking you into his pillows, loves when you fall asleep next to him, is kinda obsessed with the lingering scent of your perfume/cologne still on his pillows.
His second favorite place is your bed, for similar reasons. He gets to fall asleep surrounded by your scent and with you in his arms? Absolute bliss.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you tie up your hair or fiddle while putting on earrings. Little domestic moments that make his chest turn warm. When you destroy an opponent, both on the battlefield and during spars.
When he wakes up early and gets to lay in bed tracing absent shapes against your skin. When he looks up from tinkering while info dumping and finds you staring at him with adoration.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Sharing. Sulks at the idea of other people seeing you like that, will reject the idea of threesomes, and actually? would probably tell you outright when you start the relationship.
Also isn't down for impact play or blood play. He doesn't like the idea of hurting you, much less doing it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving giving giving giving giving giving
Please let him eat you out, let him pin your thighs open and devour you
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Leans more towards sensual, likes taking his time to ruin you. Will absolutely rut into you like he's feral under the right circumstances though. (ask him) (just ask and he'll do nearly anything)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Honestly his quickies usually involve kissing you silly while making you come as fast as he can, maybe even twice if it's quick. Then sends you on your way on shaky legs and finds a closet or bathroom to jack off in.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's happy to try most anything at least once. Does research on it after you bring it up. Always talks it through with you beforehand, and then includes talking about how it was during aftercare.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Generally goes two rounds with a brief break between. Could probably push for more, but with longer breaks.
Can last a while! He's got insane willpower when it comes to holding out from coming sooner than he wants.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Absolutely. His favorite are vibrators, but he also has a small collection of dildos. And an adjustable harness :) (please peg him) (please keep him full while he fucks you)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
God, he loves it. He adores working you up until you're a flustered mess, cheeks hot and eyes glassy. He wants to hear you whine and beg, say his name over and over.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
More on the quiet side. Moans and sighs a lot, but isn't afraid to whimper or whine for you if you show signs of liking that.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Has a breeding kink, but the kind where he's into the idea of knocking you up, of creating life with you. Not ready to actually have a child. His dirty talk is absolutely filthy the first time you have sex raw.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Above average at 6 inches, and juuuuust thick enough it's a stretch to take without much prep.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Is generally too distracted by his work to notice, so it hits him hard during breaks. When not working hard he has a pretty average sex drive.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Once he's done with aftercare, no matter how long that takes, he's happy to cuddle up and fall asleep instantly. He's happy and sated, has you in his arms, how could he possibly resist?
I am so tired of people uploading transfemme-shelterdog when pup is a chaser, harass people pup don't like and made some weird unwanted sexual comments.
I am tired of having to act like I need to idol a transfem person just because they believe in transandrophobia. It doesn't make you a good person. It just makes you someone with common sense. The same way you won't be celebrating just a non queer ally. I need trans men and transmascs to talk about transandrophobia.
it means SO MUCH to me that nadja actually called out to guillermo for help when she was struggling against that doctor. like. it's one (already huge!) thing for her to be protective of him and wanting to get him away from that place and back home. but it still sort of lies within the usual vampire/familiar dynamic where the the familiar "belongs" to the vampire and so is theirs for them to do as they please, ykwim? nadja wanting to take guillermo home can be read as a more extreme form of that possessiveness (we know it isn't, but it could be). she even tried to pass it as exactly that when she said guillermo was nandor's (/theirs) to kill. but when she called for him for help? that was something else, entirely and undeniably. it proves that she sees him as someone she can rely on for help and protection when needed, someone on her same level. it takes trust and vulnerability for a vampire to rely on someone like that, especially on a human. and she did it. and guillermo, despite being incapacitated (between the bindings and the drugs in his system), came through for her and protected her like she protected him!! found family at its finest, i'm so happy!!