I agree with Dave: what's with the blood Dirk
DIRK: It’s not much of a story really.
DIRK: I mean, running into a broken glass door while attempting to escape an oncoming wave of mindless undead makes the whole scenario sound like a half-baked Hollywood comedy, which isn’t the feel I’m going for here. Don’t get me wrong - Shaun of the Dead was an all right movie, I guess, but reality roundhouses you in ways you can’t explain when you watch a woman get eviscerated in the park.
DAVE: lmao you fuckin ran into a door
DIRK: Yeah after kicking massive ass. What’s on YOUR résumé?














