🕯️ Obituary: Rebecca (1981–2025)
Formerly of Clapham. Passed away quietly, with her inbox at zero.
Rebecca was… efficient. She was on time. She colour-coded her calendar.
She spent 11 years in digital marketing and PR, mostly scheduling content for brands she didn’t believe in, attending meetings about tone of voice, and writing emails that said things like “just circling back.”
She lived alone in a rented one-bedroom flat above a nail salon. Her cat, Jasper, died during lockdown. She kept the little collar.
Rebecca commuted an hour each way to an office where she once got an award for "Best Team Energy."
She sometimes dreamed of forests, but never went.
She drank oat flat whites. She believed in hydration.
She was going to start painting again. She never did.
There will be no service. Rebecca’s inbox has been deleted. Her LinkedIn is archived. She is survived by no one.
And that’s fine.