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hey hey howzit? this is David Kalili , all you can call me Dave, sorry i’m late 

i don’t blog a whole lot but the professor says it’s fine

it’s crazy busy in da lab! meowth all over, the mainland kine, i love them. they r like evil lil marshmallows, they get everywhere like ones at home but they r not so spoiled. all over my textbooks, ya, and anywhere they can find a heat vent. they r not so picky about food and they like to be petted. all of them are my buddies. except dis big one needs 2 get off my gere’s mechanics 

lots of cubone too like the ones at home, but i like mainland marowak, u don’t need fireproof gloves to handle them. lots of manini cubones, like 10, 30 CP and extra small, they r young, gonna take them out for candy tomorrow 

no word from av all day yet, i should maybe check on her? `

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Are there focus groups or taste test experiments on the candies?

Honestly they’re just condensed poke-puffs mixed with some vitamins and protein.

We sort of have some quality control; the interns have developed their own unofficial system from 1 (not even Vera’s snorelax will eat it) to 10 (the dean’s spoiled persian will eat it), and we try not to send anything out that’s lower than a 6. 

Unfortunately we just.. couldn’t get the Magikarp series right. I hear it takes a couple extra candies to keep them happy? Sorry about that, maybe next year we can rope in someone from food sciences.