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New Year's Eve party. B)

2023 was crazy. Here's to a calmer, less exciting new year. Haha.

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@creepy-crowleys has replied to your post:

Someone with an submachine gun being called in to deal with you is a considerable amount of danger for most people. The rest of your collection were obtained the same way, I'm guessing?

Really, it's just their recoil and rate of fire that make 'em problematically. They're still glass cannons / one trick ponies: one good hit and they're out. And it's like 1 every 15-20 people have a firearm, so it's not like I'm encountering them all the time.

More or less. Still not quite sure what I'm going to do with them. I could use them myself, but the System can't really non-lethal a bullet, and my animosity with the criminals hasn't really gotten to the point where I'd consider taking them out permanently.

They're just an eyesore mostly, and they tried to rob me once. And still haven't gotten the message.

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whats your favirite poem or poem adjacent thing?

i do not have one.

i thought i did. but the language teacher said it was only just a sentence.

"the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

it is the most famous english pangram because it has all twenty-six letters of the alphabet. but its specialness does not make it a poem.

she tried to describe what a poem is, but to me it only sounds like what a song is. she says that it is close, but there is a hard-to-describe line that separates song and poem.

so she told me to ask my friends what their favorite poems are, and maybe i get a "feel" on what a poem is. so this is me doing the homework.

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@num8skull, @volatilemariner, @dethronedbloom, @formerarkhampsychologist, @greasedupclown, @feeling-horsey, @livlaughlovio

Hello, and welcome to the blog. I'm Sato, former Idol turned businesslady. I should've gotten to this sooner, but I ended up getting busy with an important business collaboration.

Soooo. Icebreaker. What is your favorite holiday? I personally like Halloween - everyone dressing up is always so exciting. I mean, you always get some grumpy old folk yelling how one should act their age, but we all know that their sense of fun withered and died a long time ago, so their opinion doesn't matter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I think on the note of being way above my alcohol tolerance. I am going to bed.

Good night everyone.

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@creepy-crowleys , @hulizi , @witchofthescions , @strikingskeletonsiege, @thetopben , @capucapo, @redeyesandchilifries

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Eyyyy. Welcome to my small corner of the Tunglr blogosphere. I'm your gracious, amazing, beautiful host Sato. Hold your applause! 👏

That joke really doesn't work when they're no room for someone to chuckle, so you can't reply "but that's not the punchline?"

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Anywaaay, I'm Sato. Nice to meet you all and hopefully in good health. And I guess my icebreaker question based on my recent activity would be "what is your favorite meme as of right now? And show one!"

Mine currently are creative "solutions" to the Trolley Problem:

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Greetings and hello. I am Sato! Nice to meet you all.

And icebreaker icebreaker. What is your most used emoji?

Emoji-wise, it would probably be :)

Kaomoji-wise, it would be a table flip kaomoji like:

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