Aug 20, 2022
Reddened Buddy deserved an better owner 😔/lh
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Reddened Buddy deserved an better owner 😔/lh
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SO HEAR ME OUT LOBCORP FANDOM.
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Funky Postman AI abnormality Oc.
“Despite the company shutting down, the mail keeps on getting delivered.”
O-04-168 | Your ‘friendly’ Postman AI
Subject Classification: O-04-168
E-Boxes: 5
Attack Type: Pale (2~4)
Risk Level: WAW
This Abnormality is Capable of Employee Alteration
This Abnormality can Benefit the Facility
Good Mood Range: 10-15
Norm Mood Range: 7-9
Bad Mood Range: 0-5
Managerial Tip 1: When [ employee name] gets a good result, there will be a chance a mail will be given to a random employee.
Managerial Tip 2: Postman AI will send out 2-4 mails to random employees per minute, An Icon will appear above an employee's head, after doing a great or perfect attachment work, 'opening' said mail will give the employee an random buff or an random ego weapon till the end of the day.
Managerial Tip 3: You can't open the Mail if you're doing work on another abnormality or when there has been a breach or there has been a special event during the time. Leaving it idle will soon flicker into red, causing the selected employees to go through a panic effect. Leaving the mail when it has turned red will greatly decrease his Ouilopth Counter.
Managerial Tip 4: When an Insight work is being performed the quilopth counter decreases with a high probability. The mail will give you random buffs, rarely debuffs unless you have a bad result.
Managerial Tip 5: Once Quilopth Counter reaches 0, Postman AI will start breaching, firing barrages of sharp envelopes. Dealing pale damage through any front targets until the end of the room.
Managerial Tip 6: When breaching, any dog or animal related abnormalities will turn aggressive and start breaching too. Trying to find Postman AI.
(Postman AI EGO: Postcard)
(Cost 70 PE boxes)
Postcard EGO suit.
Black: Normal (1.0)
Red: Endured (0.8)
White: Normal (0.9)
Pale: Resistant (0.2)
Special ability: If equipped with the same E.G.O. Gift, it will increase the work speed and Success rate no matter the work preferences.
Description:
“This suit gives you a comforting and pleasing presence, to remind everyone that you are doing your job to hand out news to all,
bad or good. You are the harbinger of everything through paper.”
(Postcard Helmet)
Stat Effects: 4+ HP 10 MS
Ability effects: SP +3, Increase Success Rate by 10% while working on any abnormalities.
(Postcard Weapon)
Cost 60 PE boxes
Damage: Pale (20-22)
Attack speed: Fast
Range: Very Long
Special Ability: Attacking will barrage glitching blue envelopes through any front targets until the end of the room, dealing Pale Damage to anyone.
Description: "Despite how many years went by, the mail still needs to be delivered anyways.
bad or good. You are the harbinger of everything through paper.”
Ma’am/Sir, this is Postal Service….
Anyways, wanna hear know that Postman AI have full adoption on RB? No? Too bad.
But, want to hear an essay on why you can’t fuck Postman AI? No? Too bad again.
Postman will never find love
Because his more into his Mail deliveries than you wanting to fuck him. Take note his creators didn’t even gave him legs, and I pretty much doubt he would also given an ass and an dick.
Besides, Why would you want to fuck an AI? Besides if you even try to lift that outfit of Postman, all you be finding is an fucking shadow like void underneath. He doesn’t have an physical inside body. He was made INSIDE of an computer, not in a lab or some type of shit. His outfit, boots, including hat are literally his body. THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING PART OF HIS BODY. SO WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES IF HIS CLOTHES ARE LITERALLY HIS ENTIRE BASE BODY,
You can’t fuck Postman AI
Thank you.
The postman swings alone, despite having his post dog companion with him. He still yearn for his creators to send him out to the world… and yet, they never came back. It’s like, the company abandoned him…
What’s this? An Postman related Abnormality???
HELL YES