#postman ninjago

[zexal-club]

"Harumi DR this, Skylor DR that" WHAT ABOUT HIM?!

[parachutingkitten]

Another theory I have about the post man is that if he isn’t the FSM, then he’s definitely related somehow to the Source Dragons.

The Source Dragons are these cosmic beings, and the post man himself does seem to possess cosmic powers.

What if he’s someone like the FSM? Not in terms of being half Dragon and half Oni, but more of having some sort of deal with the source dragons, But just more discreet about it? Like the FSM is out here drawing attention from EVERYONE since the long before time had a name. Post man over here is keeping it on the down low even if he has similar powers to the FSM.

This other theory is more comedic, but what if he’s one of the Source Dragon’s mortal form? Like instead of coming down to earth as a dragon, they come down as a guy?

You know how the Source Dragons can kind of see into the future, and they’re all knowing. The post man has broken the 4th wall sometimes, implying that he’s watching them like a show. Who else is watching them like a show? The source dragons, they can see all that happens in the mortal world. And if a Source Dragons disguised themself as a regular human guy, no one would suspect it, not even other source dragons themselves. Considering that the source dragons are anti-involvement with the mortals.

I'd be down to see a Faust story, but with the Postman trading his soul for cosmic knowledge he has no clue what to do with. It'd be a hell of a twist.

As for your later point, new theory- maybe he's an arc dragon??? Like the mortal avatar kind. Arc dragon of balance, which is why his abilities are out of whack and he doesn't look like a dragon. Idk, I'm not really a deep lore person, does any of this make sense?

[leesbian42]

FSM & MAILMAN SMALL GODS AU

CRACK BE UPON YE!!!! HAVE ALL THE DIALOGUES!!!

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Mailman, finding a bearded dragon lizard in a pond: oh hey there little one, how did you get here?

FSM, currently said bearded dragon lizard: HI CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?????????

Mailman: [*screams and immediately yeets the lizard*]

FSM:

Mailman:

FSM:

Mailman: [*picks lizard up again*] what. was that-???? did you just TALK

FSM: oh thank fuck you DO understand me

FSM: you need to make people believe in me

Mailman: ...in a lizard?????

FSM: no no no I'm the First Spinjitzu Master

Mailman: what. people believe in FSM literally everywhere in Ninjago????

FSM, sighing: not genuinely

Mailman, realising he's sitting in the middle of Ninjago city talking to a LIZARD: well I can at least take you back to the ocean ig

FSM: orrrrrrrrr

FSM: you can take me to my sons, Wu and Garmadon

Mailman: you know what sure okay, I got mail to deliver anyway. Uhhhh hang on lemme find something to keep you in-

Mailman: [*proceeds to put lizard in bag*]

FSM: ...... -_-

Mailman: [*just goes around ninjago doing his job and delivering the mail, lizard!FSM in pocket on backpack*]

Mailman: if you really are the First Spinjitzu Master, will you please make sure I do not die on the job this week?

FSM: you know I've heard your every prayer. yeah I'll help you

FSM: IF you help me

Mailman: good enough for me!

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Mailman: by the Master WHY is there so many STAIRS

FSM: to be closer to the dragons

Mailman: ...what?

FSM: I wanted my monastery to be closer to the dragons

Mailman: right. that doesn't explain why the amount of stairs

FSM: how else would you get up?????? YOU can't fly can you?

Mailman: well no

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Mailman: hello good evening sirs

Wu: ah, the mailman! What have you brought for us today?

Mailman, taking out mails and packages: these for the ninja, this one for you and this for your brother

Garmadon, poking head out: oh, I got mail too?

Misako: oh!! did my package come too?

Mailman, rummaging through the mail: I think I saw one with your name hang on

FSM: AHEM???????

Mailman, ignoring the Lizard: ah here it is!

Mailman: [*hands out all the mail*]

FSM: HELLO???????????????? EXCUSE ME????

Mailman, sighing and taking out Lizard from bag: I also found this lizard that claims to be the First Spinjitzu Master and asked to be brought here

FSM: it's BEARDED DRAGON to you thank you very much!

FSM: HELLO PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME

FSM: SONS?????????????

Mailman: I have no idea why I can hear it talk tho

Wu and Garmadon: it talks????????

FSM: [*biggest fucking sigh ever*]

Mailman: yeah it does. can?? I leave it here??

FSM: nO PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME YOU NEED TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN ME AGAIN

Mailman:

Wu and Garm:

Misako:

Ninja:

Mailman, sighing: none of you hear it, do you?

everyone: no???

FSM: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh >:(

Mailman: alright, I'll take it home to me then. see you next time you get mail!

everyone: bye???

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Mailman: not to be like that, but I got mail to deliver. You'll have to wait

FSM, the most offended dramatic gasp ever: I am youR GOD HAVE YOU NO-

Mailman: you're stuck as a lizard and apparently I'm the only one who can hear you. now shush I got things to deliver and places to be

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FSM, running across the floor or street: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mailman?

Mailman, picking him up: there you are!

FSM: oh thank me pls don't leave me alone

Mailman, amused: is the great First Spinjitzu Master scared?

FSM, curled up close: ....yes. now get me out here pls

Mailman: i can't believe this (actually I very much can)

FSM, somewhat panicked: DONT STOP BELIEVING IN ME!!!!!!

Mailman, carrying FSM back to the mail bike and the basket habitat: oh don't worry, this is just making me believe in you more I think

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FSM, about Mailman: mine! back off!

Dead Gods, whispers in wind: me! me! me!

FSM: no, MINE!

Dead Gods: believe me mine believe mine me me me me

FSM: MINE! BACK OFF!!!!

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Ninja, running into Mailman in city: oh hey! where's you got your pet?

Mailman: ??

Mailman: oh the lizard! he's in the bike basket

Ninja: cool

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Mailman is delivering mail at the monastery, FSM is perched up on Mailman's shoulder

Wu and Garm: you still got that with you?

FSM: >:C once I get my powers back I'm CURSING you BOTH for this!!!

Mailman: oh, yeah. couldn't just leave him in the pond I found him in

Mailman, teasing: he's just my pet now

FSM: IM NOT A PET IM A FUCKING GOD AND YOU BETTER TREAT ME LIKE ONE-

Mailman: actually, could I leave him with you for a bit? I got a huge package to deliver to the other side of the desert

Garmadon: oh we can take you?

FSM: wait nO DO NOT LEAVE ME MAILMAAAN

Wu: is it still talking to you?

Mailman: oh he's definitely talking. in fact he's screaming right now

Mailman: it's very funny

FSM: HEY!!!!

Garmadon: what is it screaming?

Wu, casually: hm you're acting differently towards us too

Mailman: I'll go back to being formal..?

Mailman, to Garmadon: it's screaming about what a great pet owner I am

FSM: I WILL CURSE YOU

Garmadon, amused: what is it actually saying?

Mailman: oh that it'll try to curse me

Wu: ...do we need to take a look at it?

FSM, distressed: MAILMAN PLEASE-

Mailman: nah, thank you :)

Mailman: but if you're serious about taking me to where I need to deliver the package, I'll gladly take up on the offer

Wu and Garmadon: of course

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FSM: I'm NOT a pet

Mailman: bold words to say for someone currently in the nest I made for them

FSM: .....still not a pet just cause its cozy. I don't remember my realm being so cold

Mailman: dooo you want another heat pad?

FSM: yes pls mailman

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Wu: you're acting differently around us

Mailman: yeah having the First Spinjitzu Master as your pet tends to do that, crazy right?

Wu: what

Mailman: what?

FSM: he said it's bcuz I'm his pet

FSM: and I'm still not your PET I am your GOD

Mailman, to Lizard!FSM: too bad you're pet shaped then

Wu: ??????

Wu: did it talk?????

Mailman: yeah

Wu: ?????? well what did it say?

Mailman: that he's not my pet but my god, but I don't see how it can't be both

FSM: >:(

Wu: ??? do??? do your pet????? have a god complex??????

Mailman:

Mailman:

Mailman: does it count as that if he actually is a god?

FSM: i DO NOT have a fucking GOD COMPLEX

FSM: Wu when I get out of this im SENDING YOU TO THE NEVER REALM!!!!!

Mailman:

Wu:

Mailman: oh man I wish you two could actually understand each other-

Mailman, to Wu: the fuck is never realm?

Wu: what.

Mailman: what

FSM, deepest fucking sigh ever: it's the realm furthest from Ninjago, and one I've never been able to reach

Mailman:

Wu:

FSM:

Mailman: oh well anyway! this mail won't deliver itself! good day sir!

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FSM: how do you actually know where to deliver all of this stuff?????

Mailman: oh I just know. don't think too hard about it and it'll be fine

FSM: [*thinks too hard about it*]

[ninjago-forever]

I've heard two people called the Ninjago GOAT: Dareth and The Postman (or Mailman). Who's the once and for all greatest of all time?

The Postman

Dareth

Voting ended onDec 11, 2024

PLEASE REPOST SO WE CAN GET AS MANY TAKES AS POSSIBLE

[dead-little-birdie]

Ok but can we talk about this one scene in Season 8, Ep 2??

Too lazy to screenshot the frames so here’s the transcript instead:

Was he wrong? No

Do I understand why the postman left so randomly and/or why he felt the need to say it? No

Is this demonstration of the postman being able to predict the future and further proof that he is secretly in disguise and is really the FSM? Yes

Discuss

[ninjagozanefan14]

Why not show the Ninjago postman some appreciation for Day 19 of Inktober lol xD ~Art is mine I don’t own Ninjago or the postman Do not steal/edit/use/copy/repost   -NinjagoZaneFan14/NZF14/RoseSeoulTae~    

[zanegang]

my favorite ninjago quote is "OUTSIDERS MUST ANSWER TO THE POST MAN" and last night at like 1 am I woke up with this meme idea and wrote it on my hand. i just looked at my hand and "post man" was written on it and i was like ? and i was like HDIDYD LETSG O

[leesbian42]

pspspspspsps who wants dialogues from a silly little Small Gods au with FSM and the mailman <3

do you want it xoxo

YEAH

no what

a secret third thing

Voting ended onNov 21, 2023

(I'll post it after the polls out if people are interested)