#posture check

[nerdvolutionkurisu]

Golden Ratio

Even though the Golden Ratio is mathematical beauty, doesn't mean your back needs to be shaped as such. Straighten up!

[atariixx]

reader who was a shrimp in their past life

"Check your posture, Sergeant," you heard Price's gruff voice from behind you as you sat hunched and eating your breakfast at the mess hall. You immediately straightened your back and winced with the sheer amount of cracking it did. "There ya go," your captain's laugh reaches your ears from where he took a seat somewhere a few seats down.

"Why do you care?" you complain, hiding your grumbles as you bit into your sandwich.

"Cause ye look like a shrimp," Johnny, who just sat down to your left, responded. "Ye're almost worse than Simon over there." he pointed to the lieutenant, who was currently sitting across from Price. Simon, hearing Johnny's words, straightened up and rolled his shoulders as if the movement was intentional and not at all brought on by his sergeant.

"And it's bad for you," Kyle added on, rolling around a tomato with his fork. "You don't want to be stuck shaped like a parentheses for the rest of your life, right?"

"Or back pain," Simon added on from the sidelines, which was then accompanied by an agreeing grunt from Price.

The conversation lulled out eventually, and you found yourself shrimping once more. You just couldn't be bothered to sit up straight, but Kyle wasn't having any of that.

"You were a shrimp in your past life, weren't you?" Kyle raised an eyebrow, his eyes roaming over your posture. "It's like it's your default pose."

"Oh, shut up," You rolled your eyes, flicking a small piece of food at him. You didn't straighten your spine, though, as you were moreso content to just sit there.

"Our shrimp didn't deny it," Simon mentioned, which got you to give him the nastiest side eye known to man.

Then started the saga where they teased you for your horrid posture and Price may or may not have signed you up for physical therapy to help with it. You have learned, though, that Simon is a fucking hypocrite and so you drag him to physical therapy with you. (he only lets you because you won't do it without him)

[mechobj]

BADTOBER DAY 29 - Bad Habit

[ross-hollander]

Crustacean nation providing posture motivation.

[alexis-auc]

Day 68 of posting random memes I have saved on my phone

[holdingtwopens]

WHAT IS THAT POSTURE BRO I totally believe all he got was VR training, he's got insane gamer neck

[bl-mitchum]

“Why does my back hurt?” I ask, hunched over at my desk like a shrimp who learned how to type.

[softhybrids]

💖💕 Sweetheart, you have been on tumblr for quite a while now. Don't you think it's time for a posture check, hmmh? 😔 Oh, your poor back must hurt. Come on, roll those pretty shoulders back for me. Have you been clenching your teeth together again? 🩷✨

That's it, sweetheart, thank you for listening. 💖