#potcconfessions

[potcconfessions]

"i need to bounce on davy jones' dick crazy style"

[potcconfessions]

"Sparrabeth shippers are just fujoshis but they ship het ship"

[potcconfessions]

"I’m 100% confident that davy jones leaves a snail trail"

[potcconfessions]

"Cutler Beckett is either a gay man inside the closet but the closet is made out of glass, a bisexual man with seven evil exes and one of them is a really tall woman and the other is Jack Sparrow, or in the remote possibility that he's just straight, he would have a foot fetish."

[potcconfessions]

"Today Beckett would be popping Xanax like crazy. His whole behaviour screams benzo addiction, like he wokes up, has a breakfast consisting of half a litre of tea, two glasses of the 18th century equivalent of cognac Henri IV Dudognon Heritage and three 2mg Xans and just goes "I'm going to get the heart of Davy Jones and control the oceans"."

[potcconfessions]

"jack would NOT listen to hozier. be serious." (x)

[potcconfessions]

"I do not think James Norrington knows where the clit is, but he sure as hell thinks he does. And you might say "Oh, that's because it's the 1720s no one knew where or what the clit was" and like first off WRONG and second off, you don't get it. It's important for James, as a character, to not know where the clit is, and it's also important that he thinks that he knows. All versions of James Norrington be they modern or not are fundamentally unaware of the clit. My supreme hot take is that James Norrington does not dabble in orgasms -- only in disappointment; It is his fatal flaw, and only tragedy awaits him."

[potcconfessions]

"There are two types of James fans. You either like him all prim and proper in his commodore uniform. Or you like him as a sad, wet dog.

I personally like him with the wig and uniform."