#ppl died

[hollandershane]

Boy, give me a show and put the pussy on ice

[roeswater]

[jokeroutdaily]

oh so they’re like in LOVE love

[everythingdenied]

im just going to drop this here and dip I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THIS W MY OWN TWO EYES (pls ignore my screaming xx)

[zanycrownchaos]

things I enjoy about thanksgiving

food

friends/moots

family (kinda)

Things I DONT enjoy about thanksgiving

thanksgiving history

[submissiveness]

i want them back 

[presstoshoot]

Kinda want to try tanking again. but then i remember how bad i was at it, so maybe not

[marinu]

Guys, guys! There was a stabbing at the IKEA in my town and two people died and one of the suspects got hurt real bad and it's super sad and a horrible thing that has happened but all I could think of when I heard about it was "I bet it was by the kitchen appliances, where the cutlery are" aND IT W AS! I was with my friends like; "no, honey, we already have this exact same pot at home, we don't nee*gets stabbed" and we acted out the entire scene and now they're telling us that I WAS RIGHT AND I FEEL HORRIBLE FOR JOKING ABOUT IT BUT ALSO I WAS RIGHT AND IT WAS SO FUNNY AND THE GUILT FROM ALL OF IT IS KILLING ME A MOTHER AND HER SON GOT STABBED AT THE KITCHEN DEPARTMENT AT IKEA!