“ Just murder the person you owe money to. Problem solved. ”
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“ Just murder the person you owe money to. Problem solved. ”
@pplankton || [X]
( Oh ew, a bug. )
Goes to smack him with a newspaper.
@pplankton sent:
❝ I'm being punished for SOMETHING but given the ALREADY consistent karmic cycle of the universe, I can't figure out what, ❞ he grumbles, glaring at the skeleton with irritation. He's pretty sure the world had its retribution every five minutes, but with Sans, it seemed like it'd progressed past that. ❝ Don't you have to be a headache someplace else? ❞ [hewwo !! u-u for sans !! ]
* not even a minute in, and youre already saying im a headache? wow. i think that’s a new record.
A chuckle came from the skeleton, hands in his pockets as usual. For some reason, his mere presence alone was more than enough to irritate the small creature, which amused him greatly. Hey, he wasn’t the one complaining.
* nah. im on break. bro is busy, so figured you could use a hand. ‘less, you don’t need another brain to poke around with. you’re not the only science wizz around.
* unless you think im too smart for you, that is. i know my brilliance shatters most minds.
@pplankton //; who could be more iconic than him
@pplankton
“...Huh.”
Who or what was this suppose to be? Not a human(OBVIOUSLY) but not a monster. Too different of a feeling with the soul...One thing was perfectly clear, not doubt about that.
They were small. Smaller then him actually...It was a little too weird for his tastes to be honest.
“And you would be? I don’t think I ever seen you before...You also may be a little lost here, pal! No one really comes to this part of the Underground!”
💖 for the evil power couple u-u
I don't rp Eugene tho
A Less Spicy Shipping Meme
Send a 💖 and I’ll tell you what a relationship would be like with my character:
How likely they are to enter a relationship with them:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Would they…
Make the first move? Yes | No Say “I love you” first? Yes | No Cheat on them? Yes | No (but Plankton has SIDE EYES KRAB'S MOM) Be the jealous type? Yes | No Plan the dates? Yes | No Initiate the first kiss? Yes | No Remember anniversaries? Yes | No
BOLD WHAT APPLIES:
Their Relationship Is:
friends to lovers | rivals to lovers | enemies to lovers | still just enemies | mutual pining | star crossed lovers | old married couple | perpetual honeymoon phase | stable and boring | stable but not boring | secret lovers | best friends hiding their feelings | and they were roommates | friends with benefits | coworkers avoiding HR | one-sided affection | weird sexual tension | it’s complicated | toxic relationship | a secret affair | an actual dumpster fire | other
PUBLIC Displays of Affection:
hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection
PRIVATE Displays of Affection:
hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection
Do they stay together?
yes, this is endgame | yes but someone is gonna die tragically | something is keeping them apart | they part ways as friends | they part ways as enemies | they’re on-again-off-again | they have a super messy breakup | it was just a fling | other
BONUS
What terrible pet names would they give each other? Sheldon calls her Honey Bunches a lot so
@pplankton || From Here
Oh, jeez. He didn’t mean for it to be that packed of a question, honestly, but he could get overlooking the slightly obvious things when tunnel vision kicks in. It sounded like the sort of thing where you get so far and you kinda forget why you started doing it in the first place. But that’s for things like overly extra arguments and absentminded jaunts into the kitchen, not business pursuits.
Though, when the other explained himself... Tails understood. Sights snapped down with a nigh audible stare at the mention of invention hijacking, but turned back to his work slowly once Plankton did as well. Gently did he yet again pause, though, head leaning somberly into a fist.
“I get that. I mean, I can’t endorse it, spite’s one heck of a motivator, I’ll give you that, but it probably isn’t something you should run on forever. Still... I get that. I’d be pretty upset if someone took my creativity and ran off with it, giving me none of the credit whatsoever.”
“Hint hint.”
“But I can see why you’re still upset over a thing like that. Thing is, I wouldn’t want it to poison my alternate pursuits and bleed into other things I enjoy. I mean, I bet’cha couldn’t tell me the last time you just enjoyed a hobby. It sounds like a lot of work and energy. Otherwise known as effort that could be going into things like... amusement parks! Let’s go back to that! I’ve got a...” Friend? Sworn enemy? His relationship with Eggman sorta rode a weird line--
“...Frienemy that takes a genuine liking in amusement parks, but he’s never had the time to really delve deep into that interest because he’s always trying to take over the planet and bend nature to his robotic regime.” Also the amusement parks are, too, being used as fronts for acts of evil. One time it wasn’t even a front, it was just an evil amusement park. Period. But he did once say that he just straight up likes amusement parks, so... Tails wasn’t technically wrong.
@pplankton
A shake emits through Whisper’s wispon, tossing the much smaller Plankton to the winds. Gloves hands tighten their grip around the weapon, and gives it a spin to the side as Whisper lifts it off the floor from where it was resting, leaned against some rubble.
Though it’s not vocalized- there’s a very heavily implied ‘paws off’ vibe to the way Whisper acknowledges Plankton from behind her mask; defensively pulling her gear further away from him.