#pppfft

[kiidreamu-a]

dekirukoto replied to your post: Enkidu please stop eating the mistletoe that was...

ENKIDU??

Looks him in the eye and starts to munch on another handful --

[sunshinehp15]

Gray: Can I ask you a dumb question? Black Sheep: Better than anyone I know.

[one-twisted-sister]

“Seems a few have been taken by my morail,  which I am fine with of course”.

“However motherfuckers best keep their hands to themselves”.

[critical-and-cringe]

Hypocrite say “what”

What?

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe it worked

Shut up!

[old-grimace]

Y'all just ever wanna be hella cute and wear dainty designer glasses and get into trends...but are just too poor and blind to wear anything except for the same three outfits a week??? Like...guess I'll just stick to my thick old lady glasses and paint stained leggings 😎👌✨ fashion

[gods-creations]

youre a disaster even when you're not drunk :/

I mean… You’re not wrong-

[lunawings]

Why is he Yu.

Why is he Kakeru!!!?

[fiivvee]

“Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.“ -from your horrible brother

ARMS  CROSSED  AROUND  HIS  CHEST  ,  FIVE  JOLTED  AWAKE  AS  KLAUS  RUDELY  SPOKE  ,  WAKING  HIM  UP  FROM  THE  DOZE  THAT  HE  WAS  CURRENTLY  UNDER  .  the  world  was  dark  outside  the  car  that  was  steadily  moving  across  the  road  &&  the  radio  was  dimly  playing  a  light  jazz  tune  .  klaus  seemed  fine  to  keep  driving   still  ,  but  clearly  needed  wanted  five  awake  .  five  groaned  ,  pushing  himself  up  on  the  passenger  seat  &&  RUBBING  his  eyes  tiredly  .  if  there  was  one  thing  he  hated  more  than  being  woken  up  rudely  ,  it  would  be  travelling  slowly  .  &&  klaus  was  probably  the  slowest  driver  he  had  ever  encountered  .  his  brother  drove  like  a  GRANDMOTHER  .  

his  back  hurt  from  sleeping  awkwardly  .  &&  he  blinked  ,  trying  to  get  his  bearings  .  a  glance  out  of  the  window  to  look  for  some  sort  of  road  sign  ,  but  he  couldn’t  see  ANYTHING  .  rubbing  down  his  face  ,  five  then  glanced  at  his  brother  .  “  what  the  fuck  are  you  talking  about  ?  ”  he  asked  groggily  .

|| @aamusedly