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@gods-creations
Gavin: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Elijah: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.
I want Chloe and Elijah scheming sh*t always 2 steps ahead of you vibe,,
stop glorifying people who aren’t me
incredibly softb commission for @archadianskies <333 all my VERY cozy and gentle vibes are in this piece for you uwu
also the ref is absolutely lovely A Comforting Gaze by Frank Craig
Elijah: But who can I trust?
Elijah: …Myself?
Elijah: *scoffs* no.
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Chloe what's the dumbest thing Eli's done that you know of? -Chase
[Chloe:] He got his arm stuck in a vending machine once as a child. I only know this because of Gavin, Eli made sure he was nowhere near the room while he told the story. It was quite an amusing story.
[Elijah:] Chloe! I programmed you better than this!
I am being very curious. What is the absolute dumbest thing you did as a kid? -Chase
[Elijah:] I’ve never done anything dumb in my life. Not a single thing. Everything I’ve ever done has been careful and calculated and planned.
Chloe! Here’s a flower! *Hands you a daffodil*
[Chloe:] Aw, thank you, darling!
"How is naked pronounced nay-kid, but baked isn't pronounced bay-kid?" Connor
"I'm not sure Connor, ask Elijah seeing as he seems to know everything."
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“Because the English language is dumb and stupid.”
Just Kamski being Kamski
He gave me this exact look when I told him what was going on. Sly bastard.
Chloe you have very pretty eyes. -Chase
[Chloe:] Aww, thank you! That’s very nice of you! I’m sure yours are very lovely too!
Did you and Chloe have fun yesterday? -Chase
We did! We found some beautiful wind chimes and it's been a while since we've had a mother and daughter day!
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[Chloe:] It was lots of fun!
Lucy, I've told you about the scrambled brownie incident. I will eat any kind of dough. It's a wonder I haven't gotten salmonella yet. -Chase
//I've yet to make them! You have to resend the recipe to me!
Yeah, see, I would've made them but my raccoon bastard husband are the batter before I could.
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[Elijah:] Stop spreading lies about me :(
it's a wonder that I get along with Elijah because he dresses well and eats well and I stay in my pajamas until at least noon and my favorite food is raw cookie dough. -Chase
That's the biggest mood.
You didn't hear it from me but he's just as bad, I've seen him eat brownie batter before I can cook it.
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[Elijah:] Excuse you! I do nothing of the sort.
May I suggest when you take Chloe to get wind chimes get some green ones? They'll stand out against the house. -Chase
Chase you absolute genius. Ooh! We can get a crystal kinda one so it puts rainbows across the lake!
I mean, ahem, yeah that sounds cool.
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[Chloe:] That sounds perfect! I love that idea!
You see those wind chime things that spin and look really wiggly? I could stare at those for hours. -Chase
[Elijah:] They are quite mesmerising.
[Chloe:] Elijah, could we buy some wind chimes? They make lovely sounds...
Plus, it's not like there's neighbours to bother. Chloe, get in the car, I know a lovely garden centre that sells them.
[Chloe:] Yaaay!
You see those wind chime things that spin and look really wiggly? I could stare at those for hours. -Chase
[Elijah:] They are quite mesmerising.
[Chloe:] Elijah, could we buy some wind chimes? They make lovely sounds...