Apr 17
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just hit the juckport $1 trillion doller
Every time I get into a fandom I get the innate urge to make a comic
It will not happen, I can’t let it happen I have no plot no story other than “silly goofy guys get to have a happy ending” and that’s just not enough
Hey guys sorry for the 2 posts about brine shrimp Wilson Tumblr glitched (view attached)
i want piza
I hate them so much....
ignore the fact that I wrote in the book
Something i made hhhhh
welcome to another installment of the ‘being ushijima’s housewife thirsts’ because i can’t shut up about it
cw. heteronormative roles but sexy, mean dom! ushijima, spanking
you eagerly watch him eat his dinner, hopeful look in your eyes while fiddling with the hem of your apron. he always made you wait in anticipation for his reaction, making sure to keep you on edge for him.
he hadn’t even finished when he made a “c’mere” motion with his finger, and made you quickly scramble to sit on his lap.
“taste this” he holds up a fork to your quivering bottom lip, and without a doubt you open wide to take in the bits of food.
you didn’t have to savor it long enough in your mouth to know your mistake, and it clicks in your mind. you forgot to add the salt.
you immediately start spewing and stuttering your apologies.
“‘m sorry toshi, i- i’ll do better next time, you don’t have to worry-“
“forget it” he interrupts “my dinner is ruined”
you know what comes next, you know what happens and that’s why you work to clean anything and everything in your house, making sure he finds everything perfect when he comes home from work. still, you sometimes slip up.
“bend over” you lean against the wooden dinner table, arching your back and making sure he had easy access to your cunt. but that’s not what he wanted.
“dumb slut,” he degrades, manhandling your body until he had you bent over his lap. a differen’t kind of ‘bend over’ you realize. “can’t even follow simple instructions”
he flips up your dress, pleased to find your naked cheeks. at least you could do that right. still, he had a punishment to give.
“ah!” you squeal at the first impact of his hand on your ass, leaving a red hand print.
“settle down” he reminds, landing a few more slaps to your ass. to his logic, someone had to put you in your place.
Today, I bring one of the tokens I made for the party in a game I'm a player in! Presenting PPPPP, Earth Genasi Warlock (Genie pact!) As far as I know, he's a bratty spoiled rich kid who has a pact with his... Uh, biological uncle, who happens to be an elemental. The uncle himself is pretty busy and eccentric, but seems pretty content to keep his nephew powered up. He also happens to have a bodyguard named Pip, who is a bald-eagle aaracokra and has an addiction to sugar. Eine always brings pretty cursed characters to the table! And talking of cursed, his name is Pánfilo Pirita Peñasco Piedrahita-Pómez, which is mostly a bunch of rock-related puns in Spanish.