[MSG:] Admittedly, your drunken blowjobs are FANTASTIC, but that’s not the point.
RACHEL ↔ FINN
[text]: You shouldn't have let me get drunk on the first place!!!!!!!!!!! I was supposed to be wine tasting for the wedding not getting drunk and giving you blowjobs!!!!!!!!!!![text]: Thank God Grace was asleep I don't want her to see me like that.[text]: Wait, you didn't drink anything, did you? Oh my gosh I'm taking wine out of the menu, we can't do this. I can't do this. What if I get drunk at the wedding? No. We can't. Champagne alone it is.
can i do all of our finchels for that otp meme thing or should i send them in one by one
You can! It's gonna be hella long, but you can...
PR FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Finn, definitely Finn. Unless Rachel's pregnant and horny, then maybe it's Rachel.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Rachel always.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Rachel, but it was an accident and it was actually Grace that put it in there, you can't blame her!!!
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Rachel. Specifically with Grace's hands when she grows up a little bit more. Then they both giggle in sync and they have the exact same laugh.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Finn. Cause Rachel's his little heater.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Rachel, but she's only watching so many Say Yes To The Dress episodes so she'll be ready to pick hers. Hmph.
Who laughs more during sex? I think Finn? Yeah, maybe Finn. Especially if they get the candy stuff again.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Rachel, always Rachel.
FIX IT FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? No one? Unless Finn's had a little bit to drink, but that rarely happens.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? I think Rachel would want to cry if it's sad, but won't cry cause she doesn't want to freak him out. And then she'll look over and if Finn is crying she'll cry too and kiss his cheek and hug him.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Rachel, cause Finn's way too cautious about everything.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? I think Rachel would try and then drop it completely if Finn gets scared.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Rachel, cause New York is cold and so is the basement apartment and she has to make a point of it all the time during winter.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Both of them, cause there's not a lot of things they can watch that don't make Rachel question if they're gonna trigger any of Finn's memories. So just in case, she suggests stupid reality TV.
Who laughs more during sex? None, cause they're too busy being awkward. But maybe Rachel laughs a little bit every now and then.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Finn, even if he doesn't want to. Rachel likes to feel like she's protecting him although she's half his size.
COLLEGE FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Both of them, but mostly Rachel.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Finn, Rachel laughed at him and then felt bad about it so she told him some embarrassing story so he could laugh at her.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Puck, but Rachel would too. They're just bad at kitchen things alright?
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Finn does, or he will eventually.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Rachel, cause she just sort of tangles herself in him all the time so she can make sure he won't leave again, and cold hands or feet aren't going to stop her.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Puck and Finn, they probably watched Cake Boss for hours, or Rachel knew they watched America's Next Top Model because of the girls and then caught them getting mad when their favorites left.
Who laughs more during sex? Rachel, I guess. But neither of them lately :/
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? It depends on the mood, I think.
MAFIA FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Both of them, it's ridiculous.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Rachel, but she'll never admit it was because of the movie.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Neither, cause they don't have one at the moment but even when they did, Rachel knows Finn would go crazy if she broke it and Finn's an awesome cook so he would never.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Neither? Maybe Rachel does it sometimes, but it ends up in Finn flipping her over karate style and then crazy rough sex so she can't do it all the time or it'll hurt.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Rachel, and Finn complains about it and tries to get her off of him until he realizes she's not gonna give up and decides to warm her up instead.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Finn, cause he's just so fascinated by how stupid people are.
Who laughs more during sex? I guess it depends?
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Rachel, unless Elphaba is sleeping with her.
LADY FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? FINLEY oh my gosh it's Puck's fault, I'm sure.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Rachel, but I think Finley would too.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Maybe Finley? I think Finley. But it was probably an accident.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Both of them cause they're so lame and cheesy when they want to be.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Finley, but Rachel just laughs like a crazy person so it's alright.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? I think Finley, although I don't know what she'd watch.
Who laughs more during sex? Neither, cause Finley's always trying to make sure she's doing the right thing and Rachel's always trying to make sure Finley feels okay.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? It depends, they switch it up.
ESCORT FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? They're not there yet, but I think Finn would. Eventually.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Rachel probably cries during any movie that's sad.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Neither? I don't know.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Rachel, eventually.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? I think Rachel would, cause Finn's so big and strong and warm so finally she has an advantage against him. The power of cold hands.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Both of them, I think they would even fight over which reality show they're watching cause they like different stuff.
Who laughs more during sex? Finn, cause she's so inexperienced but so curious about so many things too, and she just asks him to teach her new things all the time.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Rachel?
OUTCASTS FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? I think Rachel's gonna, cause I feel like it'll take longer for Finn to get used to the fact that it's Rachel he's sexting and it's his best friend.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Finn? But it's alright cause Rachel isn't going to tell anyone, and she only will remind him maybe once or twice a year.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Rachel, Finn knows too much about cooking since his mom is out all the time.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? I think Finn would? I don't know.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Rachel, but she does it only when her hands or feet are extra cold so she can listen to him shriek and laugh later.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? I kinda feel like Rachel watches lots of weird reality shows about women who didn't know they were pregnant and people with crazy habits, or the ones with people that clean up restaurants and make them all new cause she likes how they're dirty and gross at the beginning. She's very weird.
Who laughs more during sex? Oh gosh I don't know, maybe Rachel?
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Rachel, cause they're already used to cuddling like that anyway even if she tells him she wants to be the big spoon all the time just to see how it feels.
WPP FINCHEL
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? FINN. Eventually. Maybe.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? I think maybe Finn, cause it probably made him remember about his mom or Burt and Kurt or Puck, or just being back home in general.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Finn? I don't know, I think Rachel would too. I think they both would. It's bad for their safety.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? They're both pretty lame, so I guess they both would. I think Rachel probably jokes she can't say cause she doesn't want to get in any trouble whenever Finn does it, too.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? I'm not sure, maybe Finn?
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? Finn, cause it was probably Brooke's fault, but Rachel thinks it's funny so it's okay.
Who laughs more during sex? I don't know D:
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Always Rachel. Unless Finn's feeling sad and missing his family, then it's Finn.
[MSG:] Group sex was terrible. Everyone was uncoordinated and it was awkward. It was a shitty shitty gangbang.
RACHEL ↔ FINN
[text]: Well, at least I know what not to get you for Valentine's Day next year. Or your birthday.[text]: It's better too, because I would've been very confused and awkward.[text]: Besides, were would we leave Gracie? It's too weird. I don't know why I thought of it, I don't know why I asked.
[text] Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I’m not sure she gets me anymore.
Rachel ↔ Finn
TEXT: Don't you know her? Tell her to write one for youTEXT: Wait, no, she might get the wrong idea.TEXT: Plus I don't think her audience will like a threesome song.TEXT: Why do you need a threesome song? Make your own threesome song!
spikes the eggnog? Well, if this was in the past it'd be Finn, but since he's recovering now and all that, then I suppose no one would. Rachel would still let him have a little bit of alcohol if he promised he knew how and when to stop, but it'd be totally up to Finn.
hangs the stockings? Both of them? Maybe Rachel will do it cause she likes decorations and to be a perfectionist, but Finn's a Christmas aficionado practically, so he'd do it too.
leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the santa tradition? Finn, absolutely. Especially with Grace around, he probably explains the whole thing to her even though she's a baby and can't understand a thing yet.
"accidentally" throws away the fruitcake? Bhaha also Finn, cause he's probably sick of fruits in general and thinks it's gross or something like that x)
goes overboard on the whipped cream? Both of them, cause they already did at Rachel's birthday so why not? ;)
is the inevitable Christmas grinch? I don't think any of them is! Rachel doesn't know much about Christmas traditions other than the purely commercial ones like the tree and decorations, the presents, all of that, but she wouldn't get grumpy about it.
wakes up first on Christmas? Grace when she's older, Finn for now.
rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Definitely Finn, he'd sing along the first few times cause it's Christmas, but then he'd get grumpy and pissy when Rachel asks what's wrong :P
starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? Rachel! Cause she plays out all the Broadway holiday albums she's got in her collection, and those are a lot.
[MSG:] Drove by a guy getting head, at noon on a public street. That could be us, but you won’t let me in your pants when you drive. || [MSG:] I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating.
Rachel ⇄ Finn
TEXT: It's not like you exactly fit between my legs in that small space on the car, Finn.TEXT: Even in the SVU, yes. I know it's bigger, I'm still not going to let you try scrunch down just because you want to do me while I drive. We're going to get ourselves killed.TEXT: Which is the exact same reason why I've never insisted in doing that for you either. Too much, I mean, we know I insisted.
Rachel ⇄ Finley
TEXT: Grammar is very important baby, even in time of need like this one.TEXT: Plus, autocorrect is helpful for once. And it's not that hard to hold a vibrator with one and and type with another.TEXT: It'd be better if we could get to the sexting part, though. Even though I'm not sure what entails or how to begin doing it at all.
