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❛ you’re a great comfort. ❜

(     *     BLACK MIRROR PROMPTS   !    | @sw3dishfish

Bullshit, the only comfort he could provide was a quick bullet to the skull, bang and the pain was gone. No more dead wife, no more kidnapped child. Maybe there was a chance he could be happy, if anything he’d like to think there was something beyond if it meant all those people weren’t suffering for his mistakes. Their deaths were meaningless, they weren’t even worthy of being pawns moved around a chessboard. They weren’t even dirt. “Thanks..” God he felt so sick.

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how to care for you? show up at your apartment with weed & back to the future 2 . . . oh and don't help your alter ego blow up a building with his swedish boyfriend maybe.

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

“..You make it sound so simple. We both know  it isn’t that easy.”

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“ Uh…. Oh, god, I’m drowning. I feel like I’m drowning.”

Angsty Bojack Horseman Sentence Starters || @uponaredwheelbarrow

And? What the fuck did he want him to do about it? Give him the kiss of life? He had better shit to do than pander to Tyrell’s little meltdowns. There was the top one percent to take down, dealing with his ever reluctant alter. Like it or lump it Elliot needed his rage and he had a lot of rage to give if only the fucking swede would stop his snivelling and let him think for half a second or two. His head hurt enough as it was. A steady pounding that fucking throbbed in time with his pulse and made him grind his teeth. Okay okay, cut the kid some slack he’s been through a rough time. Wasn’t like they parted ways on the best of terms and now Tyrell had no support system to mop up his messes and keep back the crazy. He made an effort not to roll his eyes and patted his back carelessly. 

“Deep breaths sport. Keep breathing.”

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“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy.”

Angsty Bojack Horseman Sentence Starters || @uponaredwheelbarrow

“I am-” He caught himself before he finished the sentence and frowned. Was he a good guy? He wanted to think so what was the point of everything he’d done if he wasn’t good? He hadn’t started the hack because he was selfish. He’d started it because he wanted to help…And look what he’d done. The economy was worse than it had been before. At least I did something, I didn’t just sit there. I did something. Maybe you should have left it alone kiddo. “I am the good guy.”

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1 + 4 !

“hi, I’m not from the US” ask set

1. favourite place in your country?

Cornwall without a doubt.

 4. favourite dish specific for your country?

Ummmm, god this is where I show my true colours. I don’t think we really have a specific dish…Imma go with fish and chips. 

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16 & 17

“hi, I’m not from the US” ask set

16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?

That we all speak with really posh accents. Trust me, there’s so many different accents in Britain it hurts me. As for the stereotype…Brits do drink a shit ton of tea. 

17. are you interested in your country’s history?

Heck yeah, British History is great. 

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That's Nice

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

That’s Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

“Um…Edging.”

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Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

“Questions about my sex life.”