#prablems

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Ugggggggggggggggh

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I didn’t exactly “eat” much “food” today, but I did cook some stuff for tomorrow? And do some laundry. That’s a success!

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I *think* cutting down on Pristiq was a good move... but I can’t be sure! I can’t self-evaluate because I’m in my dirt

I tabbed away to look up something irrelevant about Mediterranean geography, and now I don’t know what I was saying there, but I KNOW that I didn’t mean to type “dirt”. The next word in that sentence was supposed to be either “fort” or “cave”, but I had a problem. That’s what’s going on with me right now.

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"Are we sure the car insurance covers elk? What if they're in a different CATEGORY from deer!? - he's not hurt, is he?" "No, he says he's fine." "Okay good - maybe MEGAFAUNA DAMAGE is, like, an add-on! Basic automative insurance doesn't cover giant SQUID, right, so where's the dividing line there?"

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Theme Editor

Is anyone else having problems with the theme editor preview in Chrome? Just the preview, not the left panel for editing itself.

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I can't do stuff............................................or....,,,,..I will die

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A few options for backing up a Tumblr blog or blogs,

HEY.

THIS POST WAS MADE IN JULY OF 2016.

MANY OF THESE EXPORTERS NO LONGER WORK.

THIS IS DUE TO CHANGES TO BOTH TUMBLR’S CONSUMER API AND TO THE PLATFORMS TO WHICH THEY EXPORT.

I CANNOT PERSONALLY OFFER SUPPORT FOR ANY OF THE EXPORTERS LISTED BELOW, INCLUDING MY OWN OLD CLIENT, WHICH WAS ALSO BROKEN BY RECENT TUMBLR API UPDATES.

(HERE’S A SHITTY ROUGH DRAFT OF MY UPDATE-CURRENTLY-IN-PROGRESS EXPORTER YOU CAN MESS AROUND WITH IF YOU KNOW RUBY, THOUGH.)

in order of easy-to-hard:

HEY THIS POST IS OUT-OF-DATE SCROLL UP PLEASE

* Tumblr2Wordpress - Does not get pictures-etc or comments, allows you to archive other people’s blogs, allows you to keep multiple blogs separate easily. Exports to Wordpress’s XML format, should work for Wordpress.com blogs. Very simple, an okay choice for quick/emergency backups even if you don’t use Wordpress. (Source on Github.)

* Wordpress.com‘s built-in Tumblr importer - Does not get pictures-etc or comments, does not allow you to keep multiple blogs separate: as in, if you import more than one blog, they’ll all get mashed together into one.

To be very, very clear: this importer definitely and for-real does not save pictures, music, and other media! It’ll look like it grabbed your stuff, yes - but if you check the image urls you’ll see it’s just loading them from Tumblr.

Basically, I recommend this one only if you want to back up or mirror just one mostly-text blog.

* Tumblr-Importer plugin for hosted Wordpress blogs - Does get pictures-etc, does not get comments, doesn’t allow you to keep blogs separate. Pretty easy to use. Exports directly to the Wordpress installation you’re running it from, does not work for Wordpress.com blogs.

* tumblr-utils - Gets pictures-etc, does not get comments, allows you to keep blogs separate. A set of Python scripts that export to a simple HTML archive. Requires you to install Python 2.7 and type a command line comment.

* Jekyll’s tumblr-import - Gets pictures-etc, does not get comments, allows you to keep blogs separate if you configure it that way. Exports to Jekyll's Markdown\HTML format. Similar to tumblr-utils but 1) much more flexible output, 2) much harder to set up, and 3) requires Ruby, not Python.

* Tumblr API V2 - If you want comments/other notes/downstream reblogs, or if you want to try to archive whole tags site-wide, you’ll need to mess around with this thing. It retrieves stuff in Tumblr’s alarming-looking JSON format, but at least you’ll have all the information.

If you only want public content, you can just use the API key they provide in the examples. In that case, you may be able to just kinda generate a series of URLs like this:

https://api.tumblr.com/v2/blog/{{BLOG NAME}}.tumblr.com/posts?api_key={{API KEY}}&notes_info=true &reblog_info=true&offset=0

https://api.tumblr.com/v2/blog/{{BLOG NAME}}.tumblr.com/posts?api_key={{API KEY}}&notes_info=true &reblog_info=true&offset=20

https://api.tumblr.com/v2/blog/{{BLOG NAME}}.tumblr.com/posts?api_key={{API KEY}}&notes_info=true &reblog_info=true&offset=40

~ offset=60, ~ offset=80, etc.

and feed them into a download manager?

However, for things like your likes, drafts, or queue - anything that requires logging in - you’ll need to register to use OAuth and do some actual coding. I am very, very sorry.

* Ruby + three gems: tumblr_client, oauth, and sinatra - Here’s an OAuth handshake example I made a while back using those three gems.

I do not know how OAuthorize without at least starting out using Sinatra or Rails or something, sorry. Someone more competent than me please provide an example? However, once you’ve done the OAuth handshake process once, you can dispense with Sinatra and just use the access token and secret you got to configure Tumblr::Client objects in the future.

* weren’t you supposed to be making some kind of tool to save us from the bleak fate of having to mess with the API ourselves, Tumblr user snarp? - Yeah, but I’ve spent most of the past year zombied out in bed and being assailed by modern medicine, so it’s not done.

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Yesterday I convinced myself to go out and do stuff by deciding to get a second laser pointer with which to confuse Bu when I was done. But when I got to the pharmacy it was already closed, so I still need to pick up meds.

I got the cat toy anyway, but now I don’t not know how to get myself into the fucking car again. I don’t have three hands for three lasers.