#prank war 2014

[thebisexuholtz-blog]

DID SOMEONE (shitty) SAY PRANK WAR?

Cause:

Listen the LAX FUCKWEASELS have gone TOO FAR THIS TIME.

Walter (said LAX ASSHAT) was being gross and mysogynistic toward our dear Lardo. WHICH IS TOTALLY UNNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR THAT WE WILL NOT STAND FOR.

Effect:

Since @samwellsickflow (Dear ol’ Shits) has raised us better than that, I think it’s high time for us to return the favor and TEACH THESE ASSBANDITS SOME FUCKING MANNERS.

Challenge:

We’re going to make the LAX SHITGARGLERS wish they had never stepped outside their frat.

I’m talking TOTAL DESTRUCTION. Kid gloves come off, bros. We’re not talking TP-ing their trees anymore. This is real War.

Sign-Up:

So what’s gonna happen is that this is going to be a “team bonding event” which is a nice way of saying everyone’s going to pull their own weight. Each of us is going to sign up to pull a prank. Message me privately and I’ll mark you down for a prank.

Jack:

Shitty:

Holster: Fuck the House up w/ Rans.

Ransom: Fuck the House up w/ Holtzy.

Lardo: STD Advertisements.

Bitty:

Dex: Fuck with their homework/laptops.

Nursey:

Chowder:

Tango:

Whiskey:

FOR SMH! FOR THE HAUS! FOR HONOR!

FOR LARDO!

[healerapostate]

(prank) Pierre chuckles as he called the Chantry, requesting them to come over to Anders's place. He told them that his friend had been in a car accident and missed going to service. Luckily, a sister was coming over to give a two hour sermon over the Chant of Light.

This had got to be the lamest prank ever. Or the most boring one, because the mage surely wasn’t able to keep with it after just ten minutes of the sister reciting the Chant in front of him. 

Sighing, he ran his hand down his face, forcing up a smile to the sister, these were going to be a long couple of hours.

[healerapostate]

[MODERN AU][PRANK WAR][MYRANKISSTEN] Sten laughs as he looks at the saarebas, nodding, pleased with himself, as the human enters the room. "The assassin informed me of your "prank war". Your clothes are gone! You are bare, like a sheep shorn of its wool. Ha!" Sten is a terrible house guest.

Oh great, just the kind of guy they needed pulled into this. And to top it off, his choice of a prank was...horrible, to say the least. Though Sten seemed to think it was quite the achievement. And well considering how irritated it made the mage, he had achieved what he wanted.

"Hilarious. Really. Care to tell me where you've hidden them at now?"

[healerapostate]

[Modern!au] Hawke was silent as she crept into Anders' room with her weapons of choice. A hair curler and some make-up. She knew that he would be out cold for the next few hours but she couldn't risk it. Hawke quickly and skillyfully curled his hair and did his make up, being careful so she made no errors. She stepped back to admire her masterpiece then sashayed away.

The mage had quite the surprise as he woke up the next day and turned on the light in the bathroom, blinking a couple of times as if to make sure that he wasn’t dreaming. No, he surely wasn’t.

Sighing, he began removing the make up, along with trying his damndest to straighten his hair to how he usually wore it.

This blighted prank war was really starting to get on his nerves.

[healerapostate]

guardcaptainvallen replied to your post:*blows up a chantry for the prank war*

"ELTHINA NO. MAKER NO." "Ah Sebastian, your face! This is priceless. I knew I should have did it for the vine."

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