Hanna: Animals? In an abandoned nature infested house? How can this be?
Jenna: Whaddup bithes I learnt how to plug in a speaker
Jenna: Btw I'm still pissed at you for doing that one thing when we were 15
Me: How does bitch know that they r giving her the real drive it could be a fake
Me: In fact why didn't they just do that
Emily: Omfg this baby doll so cute I wanna raise a kid with Ali
Emily: *leaves phone and doesn't notice*
Me: How does anyone in this day and age just leave their fucking phone
Me: Wasn't she using it for light
Me: Did she not realize it was suddenly fucking dark
The Girls: Well we know their is a manic blind girl in here who probs wants to kill us and we should rly be leaving before shit goes down, but let's go exploring!
Aria: Welp let's not say Beetlejuice 3 times ya'll
Emily: Oops silly me just left my phone upstairs im such a dork
Hanna: babe ill go with you #hannily
Emily: Aw ty kinda hoping Ali would go with me but anyway xo
Hanna: Omfg there's someone up here. I didn't expect that!Whatever shall we do?
Emily: I know! Let's hide behind some large shelves he'll never see us!
Hanna: Great idea omg this is y we r friends
Noel: Look how cliche I am being today
Jenna: Come out come out where ever you are
Yes I'm talking to you Alison
Jenna: *takes 5 steps up the stairs*
Aria: OMG PHEW THAT WAS CLOSE SHE NEARLY CAUGHT US
Aria: Let's call the cops we all know how much they will help us
Ali: Omg yeh and I'll text Emmy boo
Noel: Here comes a choppa to chop off ya head!
Ali: Omg wut bowling balls can curve through corridors now? Ya learn somethin new every day
Jenna: Watch me turn the lights off so ya'll see pitch darkness haha omg I'm so clever ten points to Jenna
Noel: I'm so misunedrstood nobody ever loved me
Noel: W8 CUT Marlene y am i even tryna kill these girls they ain't done shit to me
Marlene: BC ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN SEASON 7 NOW SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR SAUCE
Emily: Woo hoo look at me go I just killed another guy!
Aria: Omfg its a head aaah Im screaming wonder who's head it is
Aria: Where is Ezra when i need him
Jenna: Haha look at me im winning Noel just killed Hannily and them bitches are running for thier lives.
Jenna: Woops just accidentally kicked my boyfriend's head
Aria: Omg a blind girl has a gun we will all die !
Jenna: Haha I just shot Ali
Spencer: *crawling for her life as her friends run off without her and don't even notice shes done*
Jenna: Mwa ha ha ha ha yes yes, I smell ze blood. Bleh bleh bleh.
Mary: MOMMY TO THE RESUCE
Mary: I know how to heal a gunshot wound don't call the ambulance just sing a creepy kids song 100 percent success rate
Spencer: Haha this is the second time I've been shot in the heart this episode speaking of which where's Toby Wan Kenobi
Toby: Dammit Yvonne I told you I told you bitch I didn't want a fucking sandwich and what did u do? U made me eat the fucking sandwich and I lost control of the wheel now we dead
Toby: Wonder who bought the house tho
Me: *large gulps of wine*