#pre revamp

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Formatting the ebook version of the Great Gatsby that I need to read for school like an AO3 fanfic so that I actually read it-core

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Do you think mark knows he has big boobs

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Star Wars is directed by someone with daddy issues placing my bet rn

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Tumblr blogs conspiracy theories #1

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses is actually a human and not a pink slime plant watering thing

Know this ones out there but hear me out:

How could they pass the I’m a human tests???? 🤭🤭🤔

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My jeans are cuffed

My shirt is tucked

My coffee is iced

My bisexual is ON

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i am apparently very gay for girls with strong calf muscles

i don’t know why

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K so I recently discovered the word “yoink” and my brother said “I’m going to yoink a cookie” and I looked him dead in the eye and said “if you yoink one of my cookies I’ll yoink your lungs”

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Live everyday like it’s a shitpost