#gaud

[shiftythrifting]

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[birdenjoyer]

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid's Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

[frayed-wind]

Pick an iconic Tumblr blog

evilwizard

pukicho

need-him-pregnant-poll

fempreg-offical-polls

strange-aeons

itsapmseymour

i-am-a-snom

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

one-time-i-dreamt

badjokesbyjeff

bettinalevyisdetermined

Voting ended onFeb 26

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Girl help! The the tumblr celebrities are on an adventure again

[zeherili-ankhein]

Once saw some random ass woman say Gaudiya Vaishnavism is called Gaudiya Vaishnavism because of Radha. As Radha is Gaud pr fair skinned.

Umm FUCK YOU WOMAN-

GAUDIYA VAISHNAVISM IS CALLED SO CUZ OF IT'S ORIGIN IN BENGAL WHICH WAS CALLED GAUD OR GAUR DESH

The fuck you mean you can just rearrange the entire origin or Gaudiya Vaishnavism and remove the most CRUCIAL part of it. That is the place of origin.

I was so pissed cuz one bengal was one of the most insignificant place in ancient-medival India so to remove even the least amount of mention we get is shitty. And two spreading nonsense in the name of knowledge and making people online believe on those nonsense for your own benifit is as equivalent as being absolutely illiterate on the topic.

I don't know if that woman was from ISKCON association or not. As Iskcon is very wildly popular for spreading all these nonsense and kind off also supreme-fy Radha. Which again becomes problematic when it comes to the point of disrespecting other deities or removal of actual facts and history.

Anyways that's all I had to rant about...

And once again

BENGAL AND SHRI CHAITANYA MAHAPRABHU TAKES THE ENTIRE CREDIT FOR THE ORIGIN OR GAUDIYA VAISHNAVISM. THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY REASON FOR THE SECT'S NAME. NOT RADHA OR ANYTHING ELSE.

Yeah don't even believe people if they say it's named after Chaitanya Mahaprabhu because he was called Gaur or Gauranga.

No. That's also wrong.

Even though he WAS called those names for his fair complexion, it's not the reason for why Gaudiya Vaishnavism got it's name.

Gaud. Banga. Is. The. Only. Fucking. Reason.

Thank you ✨✨✨

[am-ampharos-amental]

Now my hands shall know blood (presumably, not guaranteed might be different fluid?) Anyways here we go

STAB STAB STAB STAB STYAB STABBITY STABB

@biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist there we go. Initiative

[chubbypandas]

My bestie and co-blogger was asking me « but are there even any famous bloggers on Tumblr » and I had to explain to him that the most famous bloggers on here - to my knoweledge - are: 

two nonbinary/trans autistic creatures specialized in unhinged text posts and who are both regularly accused of being cult leaders/ saying racial slurs/ sexual assault

a guy who exclusively post about being sexually attracted to kermit the frog

a guy who roleplay as a fish

and a blog who regularly startle people by only posting about very unhinged dreams without explicity saying they are dreams - safe from their username. 

Anw he is getting accostumed just fine to Tumblr dot com I believe, I may tell him about The Ball Pit when he is ready

[a-nerdy-bi-idiot]

The Gods of Tumblr

We don’t have normal gods, or even evil gods...  The Pantheon of This Hellsite:

Gaud and Pukicho: Twin Gods of Insanity and Chaos

BadJokesByJeff: God of Humor

One-Time-I-Dreamt: God of Night and Dreams

Writing-Prompt-S: God of Creativity

All The Tumblr Sexymen: Angels and Minions 

“Staff“: The Evil God

P.M. Seymour: Messenger of the Gods

Snom: The Holy Prophet of all Cuteness