Malachai Parker | Smutty ABCs
A/N: The categories are inspired by fpwrites on tumblr, but the ideas are mine
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It's smutty ABCs, so it's obviously very dirty.
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A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Despite being a whole ass psychopath, Kai is always worried about your wellbeing after sex. It doesn't matter if he's soft or full-on pounding into you, but he still has to ask for reassurance. He usually holds you close to him and won't let go until you slip away.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their's and also their partner's)
His favorite part of his body is his hands. That may sound like a basic answer, but his magic comes from his hands, and he likes to think he gives you magic through them as well. His favorite body part of yours is your fingers. He loves when they grip the bed sheets or claw at his back. Also, how little and petite they are compared to his.
C = Cum (Where they like to come / what they like to cum from)
Even though a murderous psycho probably doesn't want kids any time soon, he can't help but love to come inside you. The euphoric feeling of filling you up and having someplace for his cum to go other than onto your stomach. But, if you truly don't want him to cum inside (which is almost never), then he won't. Or if you forgot to take your birth control that day.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory)
He doesn't mind being called his full name during sex because it sounds much more mature than just Kai. He desperately hates the name but coming from your lips in a whimper sounds much better than he could ever imagine.
E = Experience (How experience are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
Considering he was locked in a prison world for 18 years, Kai doesn't have much experience before that. He wasn't a virgin thanks to high school, but he wasn't a fuck boy. But like many things, he learned quickly.
F = Favorite Position (Again. Self-explanatory)
Lazy doggy style because in regular doggy style, he can't see anything except your backside. But this way, he gets to kiss your neck and whisper what he's going to do to you in your ear. Everything he has access to.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
He is usually more serious and sometimes frightening, but if it's passionate and slow sex, he's looser to smiles and sentimental actions.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they?)
He never really paid immense attention to his body hair and doesn't care to trim every day. He only does if he's uncomfortable or if it's excessive.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment?)
Everything varies with Kai. One moment he could be all sweet kisses and hugs, while the next, he could be holding you down by your throat. But most of the time, he doesn't care for intimacy and encourages you to stop sharing it during sex. Unless you're having a bad day or not feeling like being dominated, then he'll drop his huge ego and pleasure you.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Kai masturbates a lot more than the normal boyfriend should have to. His sex drive is pretty high, and he often displeases you when he's violent. And whenever he goes too far, you don't feel like sex, so he has to solve his problem himself.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Choking and praising
L = Location (Favorite place to . . . . ya know)
The car. That's all I'm gonna say.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Kai likes when you're sassy. He loves it when you're feisty with other people, but he can't stand when you are to him. No one would dare stand up to him, and having you cross your arms or try to look innocent when you know your not is irresistible.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do. Turn offs)
He banned you from touching yourself because he's always down to fuck you. He hates to think that you have to go to another resort to please yourself when he's right there. It makes his ego go way down along with his self-esteem in his skills.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers receiving because he gets to see your hands around his length. He also gets to tangle his in your hair. He doesn't mind giving because he likes to see you come undone, but he would rather fuck you than do foreplay. But whenever he does eat you out, it's like heaven. For someone who doesn't do it often, he sure is amazing with his tongue.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)
Like I said before, Kai can change in seconds. But most of the time, he fucks you till you cry. Unless you are not in the mood for that, then he'll treat you how you want. It all depends on how you're feeling.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He will for sure have a quickie if you two don't have the time, especially if he's frustrated and needs a small distraction.
R = Risk (Are they down to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
It depends on what your ask of him. He will gladly try anything revolving around domination over you, but if it's something like sex in a public place, he's a little more hesitant. He wants you all to himself and no one else.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long can they last)
Kai can usually go for a long time because he doesn't waste time teasing himself, making him less needy. He can go for 3 rounds at the least and will even spend the entire night fucking you over and over again if you'd let him.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Kai owns things like handcuffs, blindfolds, and zip ties but nothing extreme. He only buys stuff to dominate you and would never think to use them on himself. But despite having them, he only uses them when you two have a lot of time and are up for teasing yourselves.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
I've said this many times; Kai doesn't like teasing. He's okay with occasional things such as blow jobs, eating you out, or fingering, but he likes getting to the best part instead of stalling.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds do they make)
Kai is rather loud compared to his massive ego to be in control. He never shies away from telling you how good you make him feel and has some of the deepest and loudest groans you have ever heard.
W = Wild Card (A random and rather unexpected desire to the untrained eye)
One of his fantasies is to fuck you on a pool table in an empty bar. With you two trying new positions you've never thought of doing and after you're done at the pool table, you guys keep going at it all around the bar.
X = X-Ray (How pretty are they down there? Do they lie, or is it straight and utter facts?)
He likes to say he's 8 inches, but you've cracked his ego by measuring and saying it's 7 instead.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is pretty high, which surprises people because most would think that a serial killer wouldn't have time for fucking every few days, but they'd be wrong.
Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Once you both decide it's the last round, you cuddle up next to each other, both exhausted and sweaty. In just minutes, he's passed out on your chest.
