#pregency

[iamvegorott]

Yancy: Illy Illy Illy! I have some news!

Illinois: *Cleaning off his hat* Yeah, what is it?

Yancy: We’re going to be uncles! Night is pregnant!

Illinois: *Makes a surprised noise* Holy hell.

Yancy: I know, right?

Illinois: How powerful are they going to be?

Yancy: We should get them gifts.

Illinois: Night is already strong, how strong is the baby going to be?

Yancy: What’s the perfect gift for him and Host?

Illinois: Are we screwed? Is this the end?

Yancy: Maybe I should get them a crib, that would be okay with them.

I'd 100% be Yancy in this moment XD

[iamvegorott]

This shows up on Anti’s for you page

Anti: BABE! Babe is this true?!

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Anti grabs a pint of ice cream and runs to Dark: "How in the FUCK!?"

Dark: Can we please move past this? It's literally been decades and a body ago

[iamvegorott]

Since Yancy is the littlest he’s treated as the baby even if someone comes along that’s younger and I imagine one day in the future when Yancy has his own eggs with human illy dark gets the news and just blue screens for a little while cuz not only is his baby grown his baby is banging. Like I imagine dark is chill with their relationship after awhile if suspicion of illy but he just kinda forgot that a relationship includes sexual things 😂

Dark: how did this happen!?

Anti: when a mommy dragon and a daddy human love each other very much-

Dark: Not literally!

[iamvegorott]

Well yeah been following this flog long enough to know that it’s a fact of life here

but who is it? Who’s the dad? Who’s gonna end up in the pants less panic when the time comes?

Yancy and Illinois is the papa

It's based on the omegaverse with Dark being Yancy's mama and Actor his father but they're broken up and Dark and Anti are together now

[iamvegorott]

The hell, I left for a day! Who’s pregnant now?!

😂😂😂

We will always be taking sudden turns XD

[iamvegorott]

Actors gonna plan a shotgun wedding now 😂😂 Dark is just trying to make sure Yancy is okay and giving him advice on pregnancy but is also pretty excited 😆

Im just imaging Dark hitting Actor with a rolled up newspaper going "Would you calm down! They don't have to be married!"

[iamvegorott]

Alien pregnancy works differently than a human one, so Anti is expecting the normal side effects, but instead, he ends up floating at random moments of time, very bad headaches, and a weird craving for bugs.

Dark coming into the room to Anti on the ceiling

As soon as Anti sees Dark he yells

"Hey, Dark, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?"

[iamvegorott]

I know we mentioned this on the your smut blog, but just imagine Edward trying to figure out if their other d*ck works on humans because humans reproduce differently.

He of course tells Henrik before he tries anything (Henrik agreeing because he doubts it will work). After a few tests, he decides it doesn’t work and tells the others what he found.

Everyone believed him and chose to use the other d*ck whenever they want to. Of course, it turns out Edward was wrong because he ends up with a whiny, pouty pregnant Anti and a tired Dark is just upset because he didn’t want any kids.

Dark totally yells at him to be more thorough with his research next time

DARK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS