#alien!au

[hexcii]

I am rotating these guys in my brain on the regular, I love them so much I forgive them of any and all crimes. Oh to be the dca’s p— GETS SHOT

These lovely fellas belong to @magspieart !! <33 you are so cool. Bites you

I’ll take any excuse to just be an absolute fucking creature

Cough cough also tagging @r0tting-rat cause I know you are just as insane about them as I am

[magspieart]

Pov: crawling ominously towards you..

(These alien parasites belong to @divinit3a!)

[y3xx]

idk if u take request but can do alien toji headcanons sfw and nsfw🎀

DROOLING

sfw

he’s huge and while alien toji still is just as mean, he’s a cuddle bug, even if he’ll never admit

engulfs your entire form, you’re literally smushed between him and whatever surface he has you between when you’re cuddling

i like to think he has antennas at the front of his head that are a lil sensitive so you play with them while laid up in the bed

def has a greenish bluish hue to him so on the rare occasion you make him blush, it’s purple🙂‍↕️

loves to have his hands on you, around you, anywhere he can get them really

calls you “my little human”

doesn’t really care for anyone else on planet earth but you

lovessss kisses, his lips, his forehead, his cheek, anywhere and will put his face in yours until you kiss him

wants a family with you, half human half alien babies running around the house that look like a perfect mix of you and him

i don’t really think he’s fond of animals and it takes him a long time to get used to having them around if you have any (he hates cats and yours gives him a weird look and he swears it’s plotting his demise)

gets insanely possessive when other men come around especially humans, gives big “i wanna take you away from all this” energy

he wants you to come back to his planet and he wants to parade you around and show everyone the perfect little thing he got from his trek on planet earth

tries to teach you his alien language but you fail miserably at the pronunciation and he just gives you a weird stare the first time you try (you butchered it so bad you insulted his mother)

if and when he finally does get you pregnant, he never leaves your side, follows you everywhere and does everything for you

he’s just so in love with you and can’t imagine his life any other way and would (literally) kill for you.

nsfw

biggest breeding kink ever, is obsessed with the idea of getting you pregnant and fucks you so full of his cum it’s still leaking out 5 hours later

his tongue is ribbed and loooong, so long that when he eats you out you swear it’s touching your cervix

those sensitive antennas? play with them while he’s balls deep in you and watch his eyes cross and listen to him whimper likes he’s your bitch

he likes to make you cry, not in a bad way but he’ll fuck you so hard tears will leak from your eyes and he’ll lick them right up

he’s so freaked out, you don’t know if it’s because of what he is or if he’s just experimenting with you but he has you doing shit you’d never imagined in a million years

he’s so big each time he pulls his alien cock out you wonder how it’ll fit into you, his whole body swallows up your entire frame and he uses that to his advantage

hell fuck you anywhere and i mean anywhere

in the bed, on the couch, in your car, in an alleyway, the bathroom of some ran down gas station he made you pull into because he just couldn’t wait to get into you one night

you tell him you’re finally pregnant one night and the next moment he’s fucking you so good he swears he’ll make it twins

loves loves lovesss when you give him head, he likes to watch you struggle to take his big dick down your throat

cums in copious amounts, it’s sooo much and you can never figure out if it’s a toji thing or if it’s because he’s an alien

whispers the nasties things to you in his language and loves to watch the confusion wash over your face as you try to figure out wtf he just said to you

the human body is so different compared the the aliens back on his planet so sometimes he’ll strip you bare and sit you back on the bed just to touch all over you, he yearns to find out what makes you tic

licks, kisses, sucks and bites all over your body, loves to mark all over you

that jealousy streak runs so deep in him, he finds some guys number in your phone one day, you’ve rejected him but he just won’t leave you alone, toji fucks you and records a voice memo and sends it to the guy, all smiles while you’re staring at him surprised by what he just did

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hey guys😬 so ik i disappeared for a while. apparently that whole authors curse thing is true and i had the absolute worst year of my life but i’m back now and i will try to write more often. requests are open!!!

[pocketmania]

🧃Anon here !! Back at it again with another request a different chr besides the prpl rabbit this time 2 lmaO >w< >w<

Imma here to request a set of Mouthwashing { 🪥☄️ } Daisuke x Fem!Reader Headcanon's where the said reader is an alien who found the ship after it crashed and rescues everyone before further things go down ??

(( I just want everyone but Jimbob to be safe lmaoo 💀 )) to describe the readers looks there like the stereotypical silly zeep zorp alien with green skin and and antennas + black shiny eyes lol

Anyways I hope you like the idea !!! If you have any questions feel free to ask <3 <3 toodles !!!!

# Daisuke w/ an Alien!Reader

> [A/N]

Hi hi 🧃 anon! It's great to see you again ^^

This is a great prompt! A cool little reader AU, too. I love looking at pictures of alien cats, so this made me very happy lol

Also mission jimpossible being the only one that's unsafe is so real

And!!! Sorry for such a long wait!! This is no excuse, but I've been unmotivated to write due to school work coming home with me to kick my ass. But thank you for waiting!

Now onto the thingy

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> [Details]

(🪥☄️💏💭) - mouthwashing headcanons

(reader type) - AFAB; Helpful alien creature

(‼️warnings) - Jimmy

(quick summary) - headcanons about Daisuke dating the Reader, who is an alien.

✦ Before you arrived, everyone was absolutely petrified for the future. It was obvious they wouldn't be saved, but nobody wanted to say it out loud...

✦ Until you came along

✦ When you found the spaceship aimlessly floating around in space, you thought it was abandoned and that it would be a good place to loot

✦ You "infiltrated" the ship (and by infiltrated i mean crashed) and found everyone in the lounge discussing what they should do

✦ They were fucking terrified LMAO

✦ Once you established you were of no threat, Daisuke was the first one to warm up to you given how friendly he normally is

✦ Tried to be as helpful as possible while you fixed your ship

✦ As for the others: Anya appreciates you being so kind, Swansea sees you as a Daisuke clone (i'll explain why), Jimmy can't stand you, and Curly... no one really knows if he feels anything other than pain anymore

✦ (Daisuke probably used to be an alien-believer when he was younger)

✦ Unfortunately, you don't speak English. Buuuut that didn't stop hibiscus boy from finding makeshift ways to communicate

✦ He would often point to things or draw stuff to try and get a point across, that of which often worked (thankfully). When you return back to Earth, he'll properly teach you English!

✦ It'd take at least another month for you to fix your ship to help everyone, so, in the meantime, you made yourself comfortable

✦ While you learned to love everyone on the ship (especially Daisuke, more on that in a second), the only one you just couldn't like was Jimmy

✦ Spoiler alert: you leave him in the cryo pod because Anya informed you what he did to her

✦ ANYWAYYS Daisuke is so nice to you! He's very patient when it comes to things like you processing human words

❝ Thee... how say... ship iz... sorree, I am... get-ting yused two... eenglesh. ❞

❝ Girl, that's okay! Take your time. ❞

✦ Asks you questions (through pictures) about how life is as an alien. Like... he wants the juicy deets

✦ Asks you if you live on Mars and eat evil alien food like a child meeting their hero

✦ Unfortunately, the visit you gave the ship wasn't always pleasant. Jimmy often snapped at you, and, while you couldn't understand him, you could tell he was not in a good mood

✦ Cue Daisuke standing by your side to back you up as best as he can

✦ It was at this point in time that you realized that you're falling in love

✦ Daisuke is obsessed with your antennae. The way they move is so silly and he loves it lmao

✦ As a sign of affection, you often mimicked him and his mannerisms (which is why Swansea considers you two basically the same being). He realized he was falling for an alien and started panicking to Anya

✦ Sometimes, you catch Daisuke absolutely drunk off of his mind

✦ You assume it's the mouthwash, so you quietly take it away from him and carry him to the lounge if he's not already there

✦ Getting back to Earth was a hassle, but so worth it

✦ Daisuke kinda knew that you being an alien n' all would, y'know, threaten your guys' safety

✦ Buuut he didn't care! He had gotten to kmow you over that month and saw that you were just a helpful creature

✦ Of course, the love confession happened when you all were safely on Earth, staying in your ship for another night just to get settled

❝ Dai-soo-kay. ❞

❝ Yeah? What is it, (N/N)? ❞

❝ I... liek... yoo. A lot. ❞

❝ ... HOLY MACARONI. ❞

✦ Screamed it so loud he woke up Swansea. But who could blame him? He had to tell the world how much that confession meant to him

✦ It meant so much more because those were words he taught you to say <3

[arisveah]

for no reason at all, more alien!sunflower duo: (trans) pride edition

bc they dont know any better how humans work, both pearl and scar have "periods" (they really just slaughter a rodent and its really confusing to all the hermits with good noses). scar has top surgery scars, because the only human male chest hes ever seen was grians and grians transmasc. pearl was just shown stock photos of farmers and cafe women when she had to take a human form and when she inserted herself into the hermits town gem, false, and wierdly etho pulled her aside to talk about transitioning goals, so she just rolled with it. hers and scars species dont have gender, and are instead divided by a bio-class system? like scar is smaller and frailer, but has more psychic/charismatic abilities, and pearl is more durable, but has less mirror neurons and doesnt have any cochlear structures whatsoever. shes deaf <3. but since they dont have or understand gender, they spend a large portion of their get togethers tearing through their notes to figure out what the Fuck is happening with all that. masculine? feminine? how- and they're BOTH superfluous?? so its just a vibe?? but then- GAH humans are so COMPLICATED. (yes, they are my beautiful creatures born of mine own lack of understanding in human concepts. so intriguing. please remove mine.)

[oct0whyllow]

Doodles!! Bro I have so many projects I'm working on it's CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭 who up splatting they zone. Who up noming they randy.

[fuxksurasx]

CHAPTER TWO IS OUT

Star Light Star Bright (There's an Alien in My F#king bed)) - Chapter 2 - fucksurass_ao3 - South Park [Archive of Our Own]

After many many years.... It's finally here. Finally FINALLY!!!! Let's goooooooo