May 11, 2017
[in a super important Ravkan meeting]
The King: The Second Army is far too intimidating compared to the First. We must rectify this.
The Darkling: And what, exactly, do you have in mind?
Nikolai: *leans forward* I have an idea where they can be both dangerous and...cute.
The Darkling: Cute?
The King: Go on, son. I trust in your decision.
[the following morning]
Nikolai: I've done it! Look outside!
The Second Army: