#preparefortroubles

[forjustice]

@preparefortroubles @reachtothestars get a starter that's like 5 whole hours late GADLSKFJSADKLFAJDLFKJ

It doesn't take long for Shirona to find the culprits who stole her precious Clefairies. The young Paradox Human girl has the nose of a bloodhound and twice a hound's stubbornness to boot--but with the giant, obvious dragnet full of Pokémon, she certainly doesn't need it! Should've kept them in their balls, you idiots, she thinks, as she sprints toward Jessie and James and screams--

"HEY! YOU ASSHOLES! GIVE ME BACK MY POKÉMON!"

If a 5'8" six-year-old girl saying the word "asshole" doesn't get their attention, what will?

[allthingsglittergold]

See, it was almost funny until the Arbok grew three heads. He wasn't about to let it ruin the festival.

Or, you know, swallow Proton like a Rattata.

He yanks a ball free of his belt and fucking fastballs it into the fray. Winnie pops free amidst the towering melee, the little bear very much overshadowed in raw size.

"Keep it from eating Proton, Winnie. Please." Gold calls, almost reluctantly. The Little Bear suckers the offending head that snapped for Proton with a Strength.

@preparefortroubles