#chounaifu

[spikemuthtoothfairy]

Can I have a callout post too

[darkestaken]

// Nox you're more essential than the marines

I think I should win a prize for dealing with the shit I've been dealing with. I should get a house for free.

[crueliste]

// Hi beloved I love you and I'm pissed off for you and everybody else. ❤️

MY SWEETY. IT IS OKAY I AM SO CHILL. as if i wasn't already 100% convinced i did the right thing, now i can be 150% sure of it.

[gnzma]

aaaaand he ruined it.

[allthingsglittergold]

@chounaifu IS IT BERT.

[preparefortroubles]

OH SO THATS HOW IT IS?

"NO HONOR AMONG THEIVES HUH? FINE IF YOU WANT TO BE A RAT-"

She pulls a pokeball from her belt and tosses it mid air.

And it ERUPTS into an enormous purple serpent.

Which grabs FORMER ASSOCIATE Proton IN ITS MOUTH AND LAUNCHES ITSELF AND HIM TO THE GROUND.

"TAKE THAT."

@chounaifu

[vindictes]

" I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in. "

On his couch wearing a sleeping cap.

:(

he very slowly lifts his gaze from the pile of papers on the desk, brow raised. " should i get you your own couch in your own office, executive? " either way, he's going to get up and drop a blanket on proton on his way to the liquor cabinet. / @chounaifu

[starlightlightning]

@chounaifu // continued from here

"They sure are..." That sure was one of the many, many reasons he wasn't interested in any long-term relationships. "And not in a good way. Maybe I just attract those guys for some reason." He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and filling his cheeks with air.

At least annoying guys like that tended to get scared off easy - either by Elesa finally losing his cool, the Subway Twins, or his Pokemon.

"I need to change something so I'm not so appealing to those types. How do I make myself harder to approach and more... intimidating?"