Congratulations are in order. I married Santa Claus.
As with all engagements, the idea was proposed by a completely unrelated, third party member. One of my five year-old students informed me in October of the upcoming nuptials.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of SANTA CLAUS and Mrs. CLAUS (MISS HALEY) Friday November 17th at their home in the North Pole
Our wedding planner, age five, made sure we had everything we needed for a lovely ceremony.
Need: A big, big teddy bear, Balloons, Flowers, Cookies for Santa and the future Mrs. Claus, Cake (you eat it), To look very handsome (Santa), Dancing, First dance song (Jingle Bells), Open the chair for ladies so she can sit down. Yeah, the guys too.
For our honeymoon, we plan to travel the world on a sleigh, delivering presents. I am sure it will be memorable.
Happiest of Holidays,
Mrs. Claus















