Jan 14, 2021
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This is the beginning of me being a drag queen. Shes the trailer park princess everyone wants a piece of. This white trash Cinderella still needs a name, some more clothes and shoes and better make up. But shes in progress. This was my 3rd try at make up. Thinking about doing vlogs of me learning and trying drag stuff. I have no drag mother. So why not practice in front of the world so they can give me tips. The beginning of My Decent into Drag.
Me @ my brain: can you just like, chill, a little bit?? is that possible for us? ever?
My brain,
feeling a sharp pain in my chest:
BROKEN RIB!! PANIC ❗️ PUNCTURED LUNG!!!
the power suddenly going out:
EMP?!?! ☢️ Apocalypse!!! ⚠️ OH MY GOD
absolutely nothing:
L E P R O S Y
It was supposed to be fluff. It Was Supposed To Be Fluff. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FLUFF
man i make so many good jokes that you guys will never hear because they're inside my head
Give it up for the people who replace bad decisions with slightly better but still bad decisions
ANXIETY HECK YEAH
Ever just lie down and dissociate for a couple hours? That’s fun