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have some more creatures!

Redacted: I've changed. You can trust me now.

Pride:

THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN YOU:

Mexican tap water.

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign.

An elevator ride with Ray Rice.

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby.

A Bigfoot sighting.

Gas station sushi.

Emails from Nigerian Princes.

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection.

And Michael Jackson's doctor.

(Source: r/shitposting, EmKay | he had big bang theory)

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

- pride, to redacted

(Source: @imperceptiblethot on tumblr)

Pride: GUESS WHOSE MONTH IT IS!

Lust: I dunno, lots of people get lustful in the summer.

Despair: Exam season despair?

Wrath: Exam season anger?

[REDACTED]: Exam season murder?

Pride: NO ITS PRIDE MONTH WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!?

Sloth: Well... I suppose at least things can't get any wo-

Wrath and Pride: DON'T SAY THAT!

Sloth: [muffled] Sorry!

[Beat]

Sloth: [meekly] Maybe... nobody heard?

(Source: Wolf 359, Into The Depths)

Greed: Well when I first met you, I thought you were kind of a... dick.

Redacted: Huh! Oh.

Pride: And?

Greed: No no, that's it.

(Source: Now You See Me)

The Alpha: I could drive us. I got a car last weekend.

Pride: You've got a car?! You haven't even passed your test yet.

The Alpha: Yeah, I have.

Pride: And you never thought to mention it?

The Alpha: You never asked.

Pride: Oh, of course. I forgot that's the way it works. We have to ask you every single thing that might have happened in case it did.

(Source: The Inbetweeners, "A Night Out in London")

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