I forgot to post Ibuprofen here. She is artificial child of Angron that can eat pain . She feeds on pain from Angrons nails . Ibuprofen is not her actual name just funny nickname I gave her
So, we have seen how the Primarch’s react to having kids, and it’s got me thinking. How do they react to getting Father’s Day wishes and gifts from their kids? Which ones get all soft and mushy? Which ones celebrate and which ones don’t?
Thank you for your time all the same!
Good point @daydreamshenanigans!
For our Primarchs, Father’s Day wishes and gifts from their kids would hit very differently depending on how openly they let themselves feel things. So let's have a look?
Soft and mushy
Vulkan would melt first and hardest. He would act proud, but the second one of his children gives him a handmade gift or says something sweet, he is done for, all warmth and misty eyes and arms full of his kids. His little drakes.
Sanguinius would be another one to go very soft. He would be visibly touched by every card, every drawing, every awkward little speech, and would absolutely keep everything forever.
Lorgar Aurelian would be openly emotional. He would treat the day like a sacred blessing, get teary over even the smallest gesture, and tell the children how loved and treasured they are in return.
Magnus the Red would get soft, but in a more dramatic way. He would be touched and just a little bit overwhelmed, then immediately turn the whole thing into a grand celebration of family, love, and shared wonder.
Roboute Guilliman would not be mushy in a loud way, but he would be deeply moved. He would save every gift, every note, every tiny tradition, and quietly make the day into something official and meaningful.
Proud and celebratory
Leman Russ would celebrate like it is a feast made just for him. He would laugh, boast, drink, and make a huge show of appreciating every gift, and the pride underneath would be very real and loud.
Horus Lupercal would also lean into celebration. He would charm everyone, make the day feel big and victorious, and act as though his children have just honored him in the most fitting way possible.
Lion El'Jonson would be restrained, but clearly approving. He would not gush, yet the way he accepts the gifts with solemn attention would show that he is proud and touched.
Jaghatai Khan would celebrate in a freer, quieter way. He would like the sincerity of it, the lack of fuss, and he would be happy as long as the kids are genuinely enjoying themselves too.
Rogal Dorn would take the wishes and gifts seriously. He would not make a spectacle of it, but he would stand a little straighter, visibly honored that his children thought of him at all.
Ferrus Manus would be proud in a blunt, practical way. He would respect anything handmade, especially if it is sturdy or useful, and he would show his approval by keeping it near him forever.
Quietly touched
Corvus Corax would be one of the more quietly affected ones. He would prefer to not make a big scene, but he would absolutely remember the words, the tone, and the gesture, and he would be softer afterward in the private way he only allows with family.
Perturabo would pretend to be indifferent, but he so very obviously is not. If his children made something for him, he would scrutinize it carefully, then keep it somewhere protected, because the fact that they thought of him would matter more than he says.
Mortarion would act guarded at first. He would probably not know how to respond without discomfort, but if the kids persist, he would accept the gifts with awkward gratitude and secretly be more affected than anyone realizes.
Angron would be the most surprising softie in a rough, wary way. If his children give him something genuine, he would be visibly taken aback, then very quietly, very intensely protective of the gift and the moment.
Less obvious about it
Fulgrim would love being celebrated, but he would want it to be near-perfect. If the gifts are thoughtful or artistic, he becomes very invested; if not, he will still be touched, but he may hide it behind perfectionism.
Konrad Curze would react in a complicated way. He would be shaken by kindness, not always know what to do with it, and probably act darkly amused while secretly holding onto every little thing his children give him.
Alpharius and Omegon would be the hardest to read. They would definitely appreciate the wishes, but they might respond with misdirection, jokes, or a strangely formal kind of gratitude, as if being loved openly is still slightly dangerous.
-----------
Hey! I now have more here! (and here)
-----------
+Taglist (if you want to be added - let me know, I suck at not-direct communications): @beckyninja, @the-mysterious-detective, @randomlyappearingartist, @nereidof40k, @bookandyarndragonwritesdark, @renegadesyx, @incrediblethirst, @omg1wanttidd1es-sb, @stpdeletacc, @baldieboi , @acgames, @veryspecificreason, @jackalwolfsoul, @hopefully-grimderp, @acexsmhking, @trackerkitsune, @catabibaz0n , @subtlepoisonknowledge, @yyourmotherr, @riokunova, @marcela2000, @f1shz , @rogalist-of-dorns, @aggresivemenace, @passionofthesith, @t-boneless, @tea-ring, @nightlordlover, @lithiummoonfox, @warhorny-on-main, @candorarchives, @mehiwilldoitlater, @boxguy2bear, @pippinsquishums, @loverofbumblebees, @aprofessionaln00b
This post by @baldieboi inspired me and I finally found a vibe I think Konrad Curze, the Night Haunter, the guy who hunts, skins and eats people for sport and his extremely kind adopted daughter who is afraid of torture must have.
She changed him enough that man now has to be more discreet with his past time hobby of running naked and making human skin quilts.
Suprisingly apart that and some erratic behaviours during his visions, Konrad is pretty alright father. Well, as much as someone as him can be...
🦎🕊️🦾🐺🦇🪲🐕💇🏼♂️🌳Just some drawings of a bunch of Boys™ doing Boy™ stuff like hunting lizards, pulling pranks, being MIT level engineers at 16 and other silly things like that what do I know anyway I am not a Boy™
The Agarponi's name is Calli, the Fat Iguana Dragon thing's name is Princess, and the wolfie's name is Leggy, because Russ and Ferrus is SO GOOD AT GIVING NAMES TO THINGS AREN'T THEY JESUS SPACE WOLVES AND IRON EVERYTHING ARE SO CLEVER
Vulkan, Arius and Megon, Peter, Leo, Angy, Russ, Ferrus, The Hoodie Depressed skinny One and the Other Hoodie Depressed skinny One but slightly taller who gets buff later,
A few years ago there was a trend on TikTok where kids told their mom to shut up to see the dad's reaction. And I was wondering how the primarchs would react to their children telling their S/O to shut up.
Lion El'Johnson: look at his two children, his son and his daughter. Stern, serious, scary.
"... Repeat your words. Have the courage to do it again."
They confess it was a prank, you assure him it was a joke. He's not laughing, the siblings now have to feel the weight of his disapproval. Angelica (his daughter) may even cry a little.
Fulgrim: an agonized gasp came from him. If he was playing something you can ear the instrument scream with him. He look at his daughter with pure horror and disdain.
"How?...how?! To you mother?! HOW COULD YOU!"
He sigh in relief when you finally explainbthat it was a joke, that he doesn't have to take it so personally. He still make a long rant about how disrespectfull it is and how he rised her better than that!
Jaghatai Khan: he look up from whatever thing he had done, then a concentrated look...and then he realize what he had just heard. He he look at his son, trying to look towards him, then at you.
"... It is a joke?"
Then you and your son start to laugh and he made a long "aaaah" of comprehension. Yes,of course it was a joke! Yet ,he may sometime allow some...rebellion from his son.
Perturabo: the sound of metal and cables suddenly stop. He look up, then turn around to look at his son.
"Out. Now. Wait for your punishment in your room."
You try to make him reason, that it is not necessary, it was a joke! But he's adamant, a joke like that mean that his sons wasn't disciplined enough.
Leman Russ: he would look at his sassy little girl, then to you..then laugh so hard that he almost forget to breath.
"Look at our little pup! Growing up and showing of her teeth!"
He found it amusing and, by the way, is normal to start to test some hearchy. Yet, she's still young, and resoect is demanded.
Rogal Dorn: his pen stop mid paper, he almost look like he's not breathing at all. He look straight to them with his blank expression, not a word. His son slowly stop laughing,looking uncomfortable, them mumble that it was a joke and that he's sorry. Then, his featured get softer , his pen start to work again.
"Just as I thought..."
Konrad Curze: shrieking of metal, heavy breath and a pair of eyes that could freeze by a mere glance. He look down to his daughters, their big eyes now cheased that mischiouves gleam.
"...What had you just said?"
They start to cry, you had to calm them down and make him understand that it was a prank, they just wanted to play. Now he feel bad.
Sanguinius : he start to look at his twins with these big eyes then...start to crying hard.
"Why....why arw you so mean...to-tobyour mother?!"
They panic, they have to console him with you and assure him it was just a prank. Who could believe that the Perfect son could be so sensitive?!
Ferrus Manus: The hammer stop. He heard everything from the other room, but his daughters wanted him to hear, and when they hear hear his footsteps coming fast and heavy they have to hold their laughter with you. But then he appear on the doorframe, arms crossed, a cold stare.
"Both of you, in the forge, now."
They follow, ready to explain their motives and their actions. Instead they come out ready to cry, Even you try to explain what had happened, but he refuse to hear this explanation. This is not a joke, your respect is not a joke.
Angron: His daughter thought that it was funny, Kharn had tried to persuade her away from it, Lotara make clear that it was a horrible idea. You just thought that it was silly, yet still wanted a few of his men close to you in the room. When she exclame in that fake argument with you to shut up, and he's there in one of those calming moment with his family, she can see the rage start to piling up in his eyes.
"...WHAT-"
He doesn't like it. He storm out even if both of you try to explain that it wasn't real, that she haven't disrespected you! But he can't listen, he can't imagine his daughter, his joy, treat you in sucha way. You'll have to calm him and your poor daughter,. even her now have to cry.
Roboute Guilliman: He looks at his two twins, his daughter is trying to look serious, his son far more capable than her. He rise one eyebrown, make his own conjectures in his head, projections and...well he do understand by your calming expression that nothing there is serious. Then he clear his throat.
"Since you're so prone to act in this unruly way, I suppose I can lend the duty as ambassador to your mother and leave you both here on Macragge instead of accompany all of you."
Screams and refusal, begs and pleases and him having that small smirk on his face. Of course he would never, yet a proper lesson must be learn.
Mortarion: he doesn't care is a prank, he doesn't care that you're okay with it, he just don't care. He'll immediately start to scold them for their words, for their lack of regards towards their mother.
"Nerver, never do that again. Spoke like that to your mother, how dare you both?! Do you have any idea how disrespectfull you were?!"
He'll rumble for hours, even punish them, lightly just because it was a prank but he need to settle down some boundaries there.
Magnus the Red: He look up from his book, look at his older daughter, holding her breath, and his little boy, fighting to hold his laugh. He knew they were planning something and you, of course, were behind it. They expect a reaction, instead he just stand up and walk towards the door sighing.
"It seems I have to ask Malcador to properly discipline you both..."
Panic erupt from both, especially from his little boy, and they start to ask forgiveness. You too worry that this time he may go alittle too far...instead he just turn around, look at them with a serene smile and-
"Gotcha..."
Horus Lupercal: The entire study stop breathing. The mournival is looking, Petronella is looking, the Warmaster is looking like striked by a thunder. And while the world slowly move, Horus make that silent and almost scary gesture with his finger to get closer, making his daughter start to fear she may have gone alittle too far. He look her in her eyes, trying to read her...and just smile.
"Of course...you would never do that...My little rascal, trying to impress me uh?"
His daughter would never act or say certain thing to you, he know that. He'll still talk to her, asking her to keep these antics for your private quarters.
Lorgar Aurelian: books falling down from his hands. He fell the grounbd moving, almost passing out from the shock. His little ones, his little girls, immediately run towards him with you, small crying voices worrying for gtheir father like if he's been struck by a a bullet.
"Don't...son't please...don't say those thing...not to her, not to your mother that love you like the sky love the sun..."
It's not about discipline. He had heard those words on himself for so long that he can't stand them, not in his little perfect family he want to protect with his soul.
Vulkan: He rise his head, look at his children ...and laugh. He take another hammer and passing it on him, looking at yoru small grin forming on your face.
"You have such a way with word young man! Time to see how you can deal with the fire."
He know his son will never say those words, he know he love his parents and they love him as well, that's why certain tricks do not work on him.
Corvus Corax: You both know he can hear you and you both know that this is a good tactics to lure him out when he Corvus forgot he have a family. When shadow fall and two shining orb start to look at the young man with desdain, more than laugh there's this feeling of victory between you and your son,
"She's your mother. How dare you act with such disrespect towards her?"
Even if it's a prank with a purpose, one that Corvus accept and understand, he'll still make clear that he never want to hear his son say those words, not to you or his future beloved.
Alpharius/Omegon: They learn about this prank almost in the same moment the smaller versions of them planned it. They could call them out or make them understand that no joke can be hidden between the Alpha Legion...but what fun is there?
"Unbelievable."
"Outrages."
"Dispicable."
"How could you? Blood of our blood!"
They fake that they fallen for it, that they have been pranked good and you too believed it. They need the twin to gain confidence, and this is the perfect way!
Been re-watching the Creed movies and now i need a boxing consort. I'd like to say "expect a bit more on this" but i literally make them as they come to mind so i can't say when the next one will come out.
Lion El'Jonson, Perturabo, Angron, Ferrus Manus and Rogal Dorn :
Safe to say their consort is buffed as fuck and highly technical in a fight, she showed them boxing is more than throwing a punch, it requires timing, precision and endurance, something they enjoy teaching her in greater details whenever they train her.
Angron is the best teacher out of this little group, he isn't known for his kindness on the battlefied so he teach her all manners of moves she might not know, he's so proud of her whenever she demolishes someone in the ring.
Lion tries to go down the honorable route but when she drops the fact that her opponent once grabbed her arm during the fight (which is illegal in the Imperiul rulebook for boxing) and broke her ribs, he swore to find them and make them pay, may or may not have done so.
Perturabo is the one learning from her, at first he thought boxing was just glorified fighting but he understood it was the opposite and he offered to train you with quite the smile on his face. Thanks to him you learned the mathematically perfect way to hit someone's liver and block uppercuts.
Ferrus Manus isn't shy of punching someone and his little consort isn't either, she's build like a baneblade and hits like one, she broke his nose once during an argument and he allows her to train his sons at boxing. He doesn't have much to teach her, it's the opposite as he learns a lot from her.
Rogal Dorn admires her, this is the kind of strenght he's going on all day about to his sons and you set an example they are fond off too. Your muscles are made of marble while your punch hits like steel, combine that with Rogal's martial expertise and it's a recipe for success. Mutual learning here, he loves seeing you teach new combo and move to his sons, it's rare for them to be in melee range but it's nice to know a different way to punch your opponent.
This group's consort is the quiet, cold and focused fighter with her eyes always on the opponent and rarely make mistakes, a deadly combination.
Leman Russ, Horus Lupercal, Vulkan, Fulgrim :
Fulgrim never knew punching someone could be so satisfying, can he learn from you ? He met you during a compliance campaign as he was invited to this world's sport championship and nothing really stood out to him until boxing came up. The concept of two people in an enclosed space duking it out suddenly appeared interesting to him. Another one that's learning from you, his dodges and evasive manoeuvres are insane.
Leman Russ is a fighter through and through, this guy would fight a lobster at the dinner table if he could. You grew up with him on Fenris and learned the trade in taverns and towns alike where he often found you beating people in makeshift rings, imagine his surprise when joining the imperium and seeing you demolish other fighters easily. Teaches you to smile when taking a hit, it's psychological warfare.
Horus Lupercal had a limited time spent on his homeworld but he remembers you quite clearly, the cool girl beating up opponents twice her size and coming back bruised but with pockets full of cash. Safe to say he went back to grab you and turn you into the star you are today, you pick fights with everyone and once sent Abbadon to the apothecary after knocking one of his tooth out. Just like Leman he's teaching you to get into their heads, it's another way to win but please stop provoking the mournival.
Vulkan is an absolute unit and so is his consort but damn her punch hits like his hammer on the anvil. Nocturne is a nightmare to survive so the people there are rough in nature and this naturally shows in the ring where she can tank hits most would falter from. Safe to say they trained together a lot, often serving as her punching bag.
This group's consort is a mix of endurance and strenght, they can take hits and dish them out, nothing too crazy or average.
Konrad Curze, Alpharius-Omegon, Magnus the Red, Corvus Corax.
Konrad's consort is an absolute ragebaiter that is as thin as a stick but as quick as a cheetah, you never see the punch coming but you sure as shit feel it. He noticed her early in Nostramo and often watched her from afar, training or fighting and he's not ashamed to say some of his favorite techniques are from you. He teach her to be completely unpredictable and be a teasing gremlin on the ring.
Alpharius-Omegon don't know themselves what they like about Boxing but it might be the fact that you straight up punch the guy in front of you like you hate him, it's strangely therapeutic for them to watch you cave someone's skull just for a title. They teach you old moves that works everytime while you try to teach them to be more honest, may or may not work.
Magnus is always in search of something new to learn and he's not above physical research contrary to what a certain drunk primarch might say. He goes on and on about the history of boxing to his sons during your training or matches, they just want him to shut up so they kindly nod their head and tune him out. I'm afraid you're doing the teaching here my lady.
Corvus Corax's little consort is a devil in the ring, why ? She's so fast that even his sons have trouble following your movements, he has to say though he's impressed by your stance. Your little body doesn't allow you to take a lot of hit so you rely on sheer speed and precision for the job but at the cost of giving him heart attacks when you do take a hit. Teach him to stop worrying okay ? He's teaching you moves he learned on his homeworld from fellow prisonners, works like a charm but 'might' be illegal.
This group's consort is quite diverse but it mostly relies on speed and some (un)healthy trashtalk to get rid of her opponent.
Sanguinius, Jaghatai Khan, Roboute Guilliman, Mortarion.
They're all the same in this group, they worry because you're much slender and less built than the other consorts so you're made of glass to them. While you speed is your biggest advantage, your height makes it difficult to truly make a difference in a fight but the fact that you managed to rise up despite all this earns you a lot of respect from them.
Mortarion and Sanguinius teach you martial excellency/perfection, if you can't take a hit then you need to make every single one count. Jaghatai and Roboute teach you to use your speed to overwhelm your opponents and their brain, no need to hit hard if you can hit them everywhere.
The most fragile consorts out of all of them but possibly the most experienced in a way since they need to end a fight quickly and efficiently.
Taglist, anyone can be added, just ask me : @fantasticarcadefan @baldieboi , @fallen-angel2470, @bbmgirll, @feral-childs-word, @hai-there-how-are-you, @bonesareburied, @galgefan, @hon3ydewcaram3l, @bonusek, @bbtps, @cupid73, c4tsf4n, @niccocia, @snowfire0313, @synthetic-bug, @randomlyappearingartist, @catabibaz0n, @gilderblade, @ablobwhowrites, @missmannequin, @umbrasilens, @pippinsquishums, @mushh-rooms
