Things I'll do as Prime Minister:
Give Pudsy the funds to get his eye back
Ban Mr Poppy in places within a mile radius of all schools
Make Mr. Brightside our national anthem
Work towards better equality rights for all, no matter your race, sex, gender, sexuality, or living situation. Together we can work for a better future
Make our national animal Paddington Bear
Ban parma violets
Make the national slogan "Should have gone to specsavers"
Introduce a nation-wide Wallace and Gromit appreciation day
Vote Max Maple for Prime Minister














