#primeministersircowthesecond

[hpigeonokay]

so just imagine me

trying to smooth talk, but also eating a salad cuz i’m healthy shit and also clearing the table cuz i’m a good hostess

but then it all falls apart

the food spits out of my mouth and i drop the plates

but it’s okay, because my boyfriend thought it was cute how my entire life fell apart in 3 seconds

#true love

[hpigeonokay]

find a guy who, when you’re upset, will leave, get in his car, drive to the grocery store, and buy you a tub of ice cream and a party-sized bag of popcorn and the proceed to cuddle you until you’re laughing again

[hpigeonokay]

my boyfriend brought me two boxes of Krave cereal the other night

My dad: don’t guys usually just bring flowers and chocolate?

me: no, guys bring flowers and chocolate when they fucked up and don’t know what to do. guys bring cereal when they know what i want and what i want is some cereal.