#salad problems

[missingumdrops]

I can never figure out the ratio of dressing: salad. I start with a lil dressing but then I feel like a herbivorous dinosaur chomping on my leaf lunch so I pour on more dressing and drown in the tidal wave of creamy ranch or zesty italian.

[jadeannarose]

This is what best friends are for. Thanks @fistfulloffire

[tinypocketcats]

i really need to cut back on the salad dressing

blue cheese makes everything too tart, ranch just makes everything to...i dunno i can’t explain it. Wet?

[hpigeonokay]

so just imagine me

trying to smooth talk, but also eating a salad cuz i’m healthy shit and also clearing the table cuz i’m a good hostess

but then it all falls apart

the food spits out of my mouth and i drop the plates

but it’s okay, because my boyfriend thought it was cute how my entire life fell apart in 3 seconds

#true love

[wanderersandaliens]

Sometimes eating a certain food with the wrong utensil, ruins the meal.

[jenipedia]

I have a mighty need to make a Mordrem Sylvari now, even though I'm also planning out a burly Norn ranger man at the same time. THANKS, TUMBLR.

[randompotato99]

My grandma stir fried my salad

[healthyindvlgence]

Lunch time! Full bag of pre-chopped romaine salad, a big handful of shredded carrots, giant scoop of pre-made edamame chickpea veggie medley, strawberries, blueberries, and fresh cracked pepper! 3 minutes to throw together, half an hour to devour.