Thinking about the Emeritus brothers on a Bigfoot hunt
Copia is all in but very, very unprepared. He makes a whole host of silly decisions: gets too excited and goes into the woods alone, starts up the hollering at the WORST times, forgets his flashlight, etc. but he’s so dang thrilled to be there that no one really cares.
Secondo is the tactical expert. Makes sure all of the cameras have extra batteries and those extra batteries have extra batteries. Definitely has the hat, but doesn’t know what that means (look it up). Has an entire map of the area with markings for where Bigfoot was last seen and where they may be headed next. Definitely believes Bigfoot is a flesh and blood creature.
Primo thinks Bigfoot might be an extraterrestrial or some inter-dimensional being. Brings along books and articles on local UFO sightings and has conducted interviews with locals prior to the trip. Made sure they had permission to be on the land from the indigenous peoples and brought the proper offerings. Lugs around a telescope all night.
Terzo refuses to get out of the car. “Absolutely fucking not, I’ll drive you but I’m not doing that.” Goes to the local theater for a late night showing of his favorite horror film and ends up conducting casual interviews on Bigfoot with the locals. Radios in his findings to Secondo.
