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Cardinal Terzo with a 5 o clock shadow that’s it that’s the post
Thinking about the Emeritus brothers on a Bigfoot hunt
Copia is all in but very, very unprepared. He makes a whole host of silly decisions: gets too excited and goes into the woods alone, starts up the hollering at the WORST times, forgets his flashlight, etc. but he’s so dang thrilled to be there that no one really cares.
Secondo is the tactical expert. Makes sure all of the cameras have extra batteries and those extra batteries have extra batteries. Definitely has the hat, but doesn’t know what that means (look it up). Has an entire map of the area with markings for where Bigfoot was last seen and where they may be headed next. Definitely believes Bigfoot is a flesh and blood creature.
Primo thinks Bigfoot might be an extraterrestrial or some inter-dimensional being. Brings along books and articles on local UFO sightings and has conducted interviews with locals prior to the trip. Made sure they had permission to be on the land from the indigenous peoples and brought the proper offerings. Lugs around a telescope all night.
Terzo refuses to get out of the car. “Absolutely fucking not, I’ll drive you but I’m not doing that.” Goes to the local theater for a late night showing of his favorite horror film and ends up conducting casual interviews on Bigfoot with the locals. Radios in his findings to Secondo.
I LOVED the final part of confessional so much!! Could you share some of your headcanons about Terzo pretty please? I loved the little glimpses we saw of him in Confessional and I am a sucker for more Terzo 💜
hey bestie! thank you so much for reading it, it genuinely made my day when I saw your notifications as I love your work...
'Confessional' based Terzo headcanons? Let's get into it...
Terzo is a pervert, through and through. But like... charming.
Call him a pervert though, and he'll have a tantrum.
"Me?! No, no, no, cara mio... you have me all wrong! I am but a romantic fool, no?"
He will flirt with anything with a pulse and a pair of legs. Gender, age and physical body type do not matter to him. If you're legal and living, he'll flirt.
But... he's a sensitive little thing, too.
He'll listen to anyone's problems, his office door always open to any siblings of sin who might need to vent.
He'll offer wit and flirtation to fix any problem you're having - maybe threaten someone with sacrifice should the occasion call for it.
He's a gossip too... Especially when it comes to the affairs of the clergy.
*gasp* "She did not... Then what did he say?!"
Crying women are his kryptonite. He panics and flaps at any crying woman.
"There, there..." and awkward head pats.
Obviously his father wasn't around as a kid, and he was dragged up by a mix of his brothers Primo & Secondo - who had very different parenting styles.
Then came Copia, who he thought needed 'character building', and so he teased him mercilessly - and still does.
Just the usual... tricked him into eating dirt, put bugs in his bed, teased him about his crushes, tripped him in front of all the other kids and teenagers throughout adolescence.. that sort of thing
Maybe he took it too far, because Copia never seemed to build the same hardness to ridicule that he and his brothers had. And yes, he definitely felt guilty for that.
But he was proud of his fratellino.
He'd never show it, but he wanted nothing more than for the Ministry to take him seriously.
Terzo struggles with authority, always has.
"You can't tell me what to do" kind of attitude - probably the lack of authority in his childhood
Maybe that's why he let the power of Papacy go to his head...
Generally, he is an overgrown, excitable toddler.
His sense of humour matches that. It's part of his charm.
Dad jokes. Oh my, the dad jokes...
Think Dreamworks' "Boss Baby", but a 50-something year old Italian man. And, y'know... a slut.
He likes to get in everyone's business. A shit-stirrer, if you will.
It doesn't always work out, but when it does, no one ever hears the end of it.
"I told you so..." was like a catchphrase of his.
Basically, he's a little shit with a heart of gold and a labido that cannot be quenched.
I think Terzo would definitely have a Prince core.
It’s just his vibe, Prince’s flamboyance, his style and even his attitude it just screams Terzo to me
Stress I need your thoughts on this: what gets confessed in a satanic church!!! “Bless me papa for I have not sinned enough” ??? “Say five Hail Satans and try to be less boring?” The ex-catholic in me who loathed confession has questions.
hmmmmmmmmmmm lemme think
in my head it would be something like telling papa what u have done to honour lucifer, aka how have u been sinning recently. for some reason I see terzo very clearly doing these kinds of things- copia isn't much of a talker and doesn't feel comfy in the confessional so he only does it when nihil forces him to but if we are looking at terzo, this could be how it plays out:
in the confessional
terzo: tell me, daughter of man, how have you been honouring the Olde One?
DoM: had an orgy last week
terzo: anD I WASNT FUCKING INVITED GET TF OUT-
HC: The Papa’s comfort you when you’re upset.
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I hc that Terzo is the type to keep on talk about how his cat is "nothing but utter ethereal beauty" and "the most majestic a creature to walk the earth", but when he invites you to meet the famed beauty, it's this;
And he holds them up like "aren't they just beautiful?" You just gotta say yes because you don't want to make him upset, but inside, he knows you think his cat is a cursed creature.
terzo will pour his love into the most scrunkily of animals and call them beautiful. which is also the reason why he was the first person to accept young copia and his baby rats bc despite some thinking they are ugly, terzo would never think such a thing
I don't know why but missionary man is one of my favorite ghost songs and everytime I listen to it my brain inserts a "son" every other word
"be true to yourself, son, and you can't go wrong"
"stop what you're doing, son, get down upon your knees"
those "son"s aren't in the song but my brain puts them there anyways
anyways everytime I expect a "son" and it doesn't come I start thinking about everyone even a year older than terzo constantly calling him "son" to get on his nerves
sorry let me say it louder for those in the back- MISSIONARY MAN NEEDS MORE ATTENTION. bestie, this is gonna spark some ppls daddy issues jus so ya know lmao
it would get on his nerves, but he would never say anything. he would let that boil and bubble until it spilled over. and now im thinking terzo was prone to panic attacks. oh no.