Yeah, this isn't slowed down. For the past few days C has been determined to get high with all the scientists. All. Of. The scientists.
He got the idea by watching all four seasons of Cosmos (there's two more coming, look out for that!) as he was smoking what he's calls "primo Jupiter rock green," that he picked up in 2734.
He's been hitting it pretty hard with a few of the greats. Isaac Newton, Einstein, Marie Curie, of course George Washington Carver, and Don Herbert.
That last one is Mr. Wizard.
Yes, C got high with Mr. Wizard.
Unfortunately it was one of those timing things when C got up to Neil Degrasse Tyson, and that video is the direct result of it.
NDT was actually pretty cool about it. After this interview was filmed C and him jumped on the time machine and got more weed.
High as freaking kites with jet packs they went back to ancient Greece to heckle a lecture by Aristotle. Everytime Aristotle opened his mouth NDT yelled "You're wrong bitch! iPhone!"
Now is a good time as any to mention that 21st century guys get this thing called "iPhone Complex." Jane-O describes it as "an incredibly strong compulsion to display mobile telephone technology, namely iPhones, to earlier hominids to either settle an argument, to disprove their philosophical claim, discredit their scientific theory, to seduce, or to shame them."
Eventually C and NDT got chased out of the lecture. They've been gone for a few days now to watch the big bang.
In their latest transmission NDT is describing the experience as "trans... transi.... transvestite man."














