Never kill yourself because what if the next fire emblem game drops out of fucking nowhere and features not only dog girl canon lesbian lord but also Dimitri’s canon fursona. What the fuck. What the fuck.

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Never kill yourself because what if the next fire emblem game drops out of fucking nowhere and features not only dog girl canon lesbian lord but also Dimitri’s canon fursona. What the fuck. What the fuck.
How I feel when I get voted as the Shadow in every battle despite only playing Light.... Am I THAT bad at this game?! 😂
My guesses so far are:
Prince Kurt has some impressive gender fuckery going on OR he (she?) is a lesbian in disguise. Considering the stuff about the fiancé. Would Rose know about that tho? Secret lesbians? Misunderstanding? Either way, that's a fun thing to do with a FE protagonist, even if it's the protagonist of Furry Emblem Among Us.
The Goose Boy - A Klaine Story (complete)
Hello everyone, This is the end of my first multi-chapter story. Thank you for joining me on this journey! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Please let me know what you think :)
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Any help finding an older fic - It was very long, featured a story about Prince Kurt being kidnapped by Pirate Blaine. Kurt had a **ssy and gets pregnant when Blaine assaults him. The fic follows Blaine's redemption and Kurt's pregnancy as the two fall in love. It features Sebastian as another pirate who also kidnaps Kurt and Quinn attempting to steal his baby. I think it was a glee kink meme fill. I've looked all over and can't find it. Help please.
Is it this one? Click on link to find pdf on tumblr. ~ Jen
Treasure Lust by piratebootyahoy
Captain Blaine Anderson is a Pirate sailing the Seven Seas with his crew. They land in one seaside town where Blaine sees the obviously wealthy Kurt out in the town. He is smitten by his money straight away and decides the best way to get a share of it is to kidnap the boy. Warnings on title page.
Appendix 1: Nudity Within the Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
by coffeegleek
Summary: In this essay...I shall share my thoughts on royal nudity within this universe. This verse, that started out as a wisp of an idea, developed into this whole world with a history, rules, and customs. It's not the first time it’s happened. :)
AN: First and foremost, children are never hurt. Ever. It’s my world, that’s my number one rule. However, some content within may not be for everyone as it does discuss nudity of those aged 15 and over and nudity of adults around children. This is the very last topic and can be skipped in its entirety. Please read at your own discretion.
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First and foremost, children are not hurt. Ever. Period. It does not happen. It wouldn’t even occur to anyone. This is my verse, it’s supposed to be a happy one, and that’s my number one thing. It rarely occurs among adults as well, especially among royalty.
Secondly, commoners and royals are different when it comes to nudity. The next topic will discuss commoners while the rest of this appendix focuses on nudity within royal families.
Commoners
Commoners don’t have dress codes that involve nudity. They’re not really nude that much at all. Maybe at the beach various levels of nudity are the norm. An adult Halloween party when someone dresses up as their favorite prince or queen - nudity. But for work, that boring office meeting that takes two hours to talk about something that could be summed up in a simple memo? They’re wearing clothes.
Clothes are the norm for commoners. Full sets, though if you wanted to go to commando and not wear underwear, that’s entirely up to you.
Say you’re a famous actor, activist, or member of the press who gets invited to a big, fancy royal gathering. What then? You’re going to wear clothes as per the dress code on the invitation. It’s only royalty who likely won’t be wearing much in the way of clothing.
Now what if you’re the leader of a country that’s not a monarchy? It’s rare, but they exist. If you’re in a global summit or other important meeting where politics and the welfare of the world is involved - your ass better be naked. Just as the leaders of the monarchies are nude in order to prove that they come unarmed and are open to the talks at hand. If you’ve been invited to a non-political event such as a royal wedding reception, then the dress code will be included with the invitation. Your equivalent of a protocol officer will be able to help you dress appropriately for these and other kinds of occasions.
How do commoners feel about royal nudity? I say, as a RL American who’s never been to Europe, that it’s probably similar to how commoners view the fancy outfits of the royal families. All of those layers and jewels and medals and hats and dresses and other bits of finery. Only in this verse, it would be all of that exposed and semi-exposed skin. Discussions of the decorative jewels cascading down a royal’s bare torso from neck to belly button or artwork painted on and around nude genitals. Or a grand and ancient queen resplendent in nothing but a crown and a cape draped around her shoulders while leaving her front fully nude.
There’s not a seeing commoner on Earth, of any age, who has access to one of many forms of media, that hasn’t seen a nude or partially nude, queen, king, prince, princess, consort, or other member of a royal family.
Royalty
Nudity is a form of showing that one is unarmed, has an open mind, and nothing to hide. It’s been that way for centuries. At least that’s the common belief. It’s what any member of a royal family will tell you no matter if you’re royalty yourself or a commoner. And while it’s not exactly untrue, it's not the entire reason either.
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The Goose Boy - A Klaine Story (7/12)
Hi everyone,
As I posted earlier, I happened to find a lovely print of the original fairy tale today. This motivated me to edit the next chapter :D
Here you can find chapter 7 of "The Goose Boy". I hope you enjoy it!
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The Goose Boy - A Klaine Story (6/12)
Hi all,
Chapter 6 of "The Goose Boy" is now online.
I hope you like it and feel free to leave me a comment :D
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