#princesstucker

[wendytestaburgers]

i like how all the logs you post from our conversations include me suggesting murder in one form or another

its because you're flawless

[wendytestaburgers]

wendee: also i think my sister stole my eyeshadow primer

prince tucker: use her blood as eyeshadow

[wendytestaburgers]

wendee: why is my dad such a loser

prince tucker: eat him

[imovedawhileago]

is there a club for slytherins who are also emo trash or should we make one

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[wendytestaburgers]

TODAYS HEADLINES my two gay babies are finally talking its 5am and i cant sleep lil b based god performed at my school last night and as of yesterday, chairswings are really fun when drunk

[wendytestaburgers]

[4/27/14, 3:37:51 AM] wendee: holy shit [4/27/14, 3:37:57 AM] wendee: the weirdest thing keeps happening [4/27/14, 3:38:06 AM] wendee: i cant describe it [4/27/14, 3:38:14 AM] wendee: but like the computer is mesmerizing [4/27/14, 3:38:17 AM] wendee: i dont even know [4/27/14, 3:38:18 AM] wendee: help me [4/27/14, 3:38:20 AM] prince tucker: hold it [4/27/14, 3:38:26 AM] wendee: hold it [4/27/14, 3:38:29 AM] prince tucker: yes [4/27/14, 3:38:31 AM] prince tucker: hold the computer [4/27/14, 3:38:33 AM] prince tucker: stroke its hair [4/27/14, 3:38:35 AM] wendee: oh jesus [4/27/14, 3:38:41 AM] wendee: is it bad that i actually held it [4/27/14, 3:38:55 AM] wendee: like i put both hands on the sides of the monitor [4/27/14, 3:38:56 AM] prince tucker: no but seriously if ur computer has hair on it u should call someone to look at it [4/27/14, 3:39:02 AM] wendee: help em caine [4/27/14, 3:39:06 AM] prince tucker: hugs u [4/27/14, 3:39:07 AM] prince tucker: shh [4/27/14, 3:39:09 AM] prince tucker: its ok [4/27/14, 3:39:17 AM] wendee: i thought i was sober [4/27/14, 3:39:19 AM] wendee: but im not [4/27/14, 3:39:24 AM] prince tucker: when a man and a computer love each other very much sometimes they hold each other [4/27/14, 3:39:28 AM] wendee: oh m ygod

[wendytestaburgers]

me: omfg this random dude friended me on facebook

me: and i have no idea who he is

me: and now he's talking to me about "GOD"

caine: omg

caine: my fans r weird

[missterchaos222-blog]

princesstucker replied to your post: just a suggestion maybe try something...

totally new never before heard solution all your problems have been solved amen

I AM 100 % CURED OF ALL MY ANXIETY, DEPRESSION AND SELECTIVE MUTISM NOW THANK YOU