A step by step guide to finding the prismatic slime in Stardew Valley
Disclaimer: this is for comedic purposes only
Step 1: go to the quest board beneath mayor Lewis house on a Monday so you have plenty of time to complete it
Step 2: find the quest from the wizard and accept it
Step 3: look at a bunch of helpful tips online and read that it is a very rare spawn
Step 4: tell urself to prepare for failure Ur first few times "cause it's super rare spawn"
Step 5: Go to the mines
Step 6: go down regularly instead of the elevator cause Why Not
Step 7: get to level 3 and freak out bc oMG WHY R THERE EMPTY CARTS EVERYWHERE WHAT TO FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY IS THERE RAILROADS AND WOODEN SPOTS HELLO
Step 8: Glance in the corner. See prismatic slime. On floor 3 of the regular mines. On the first day of u accepting the quest.
Step 9: stare at the slime as regular slimes attack you but you don't care bc you are in Shock
Step 10: kill the slime. Still shocked
Step 11: take the prismatic jelly to the wizard. He basically tells you thanks now fuck off. You leave. Confused.
Step 12: make tumblr post about Ur insane luck
