I Ate Your Goldfish

It was me, sorry :(((

[f4k3lu]

I think an important fact to understand what kind of person I am is that I have read the entire 718 chapters of “The Legendary Master’s Wife” At least four times, this I did while complaining about how sexist and bad the book is. Why did I do this to myself? Cool mystical creatures and world building that can be so so good when it is good (though sometimes it’s just an enabler to make the love interest absurdly overpowered or the MC the most special rainbow soul boy in the world)

So yeah, one day I start reading svsss and realize I am just the aroace Mexican gen z version of Shen Yuan, I can’t even have an original personality! Fuck my gay yuri life.

[lonely-existential-fruit]

I love the little fantasy that Elias has about them being royalty. It brings me joy. Here you are @p1nkwitch thank you for the beautiful update!

[lonely-existential-fruit]

This scene made me so happy omg yes EL1AS kisses. Thank you @p1nkwitch for this gift

[the-muppet-joker]

It's unsafe to mupp and drive, especially since Kermit isn't wearing a seatbelt. Do you want him to fly out the windshield, please think of his safety.

This really freaked me out because I thought this reddit post was about me for a second. A kindred spirit??

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[its-just-hyper]

@f4k3lu

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[sweggyq]

Gay flowers haha

I've got another flower page ready for tomorrow >:))

[i-am-a-fish]

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[todo-rororo]

one thing that always leaves me astounded is the fact that there are people who read svsss and hate luo binghe???? like how do you read about this darling little baby (who has committed a tiny amount of crimes maybe) and hate him! How can there be anyone in this world who hates luo binghe! ITS LUO FUCKING BINGHE!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

[airshiplady]

Hii Blu- Whoa he can just do that??

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[corvidaearts]

Martin finds him with his face buried in Patrząc’s fur, huddled on the floor of his office amid the remnants of a half-dozen tape recorders.

@wolftraps​ fic Reverb has been getting my art bones shaking and honestly, drawing Jon with cats is great fun :)

[wolftraps]

look. i know i keep responding to fanart with basically just screaming, but it’s only because I’M SCREAMING OKAY??? god, i love this, i love all the art you’re giving me. forget screaming, i’m crying. thank you

[the-muppet-joker]

my liege do you enjoy... american psycho?

Dead Ass I just watched it for the first time on the 4th of July (to honor America obviously) and now I kin my unproblematic king Patrick Bateman, who did nothing wrong even if he did murder all those people

[byjove]

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

[byjove]

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”

[byjove]

“They tell us we’re born to suffer but you were obviously born to maintain the lawn outside of your suburban home. Very sweet.”

[mmavverickk]

you STAB Caesar? you stab him like the salad? oh! oh! jail for the senate! jail for the senate for Two Thousand and Sixty-Nine Years!!!!!!