✆✉☎⁇✿ø✘#@&%ツ$♀ (brotp: we shoulda been related, brotp: second place never looked so good, brotp: we never stood a chance, brotp: i believe in you)
SEND “✆” FOR A MORNING TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: I am twenty one years old. Why is it so difficult for me to make toast that doesn’t come out black and harder than rocks?
SEND “✉” FOR A TEXT THAT WASN’T SENT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: It’s funny. You go out of your way to talk to me more than my parents or my own fucking brother does.
SEND “☎” FOR A RUSHED TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: I fell asleep but heading out the door right now don’t order my food for me it pisses me off when peopel do that I’ll be there soon I swear
SEND “⁇” FOR A DRUNK TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: halve you evejr thought about how the rbijghtest swtars are closet uto earth bput tsimll out oif yzour reachHUNTER → PENELOPE: mebay evierything good is like tbhat
SEND “✿” FOR A SUGGESTIVE TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: Do you like sleeping? HUNTER → PENELOPE: Because if you don’t stop texting and let ME get some sleep soon then you’ll be taking a very permanent nap if you know what I mean.
SEND “ø” FOR A LATE NIGHT TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: PENELOPEHUNTER → PENELOPE: PENNNNELOPEEEEHUNTER → PENELOPE: PENELOPE PENELOPE PENELOPEHUNTER → PENELOPE: Please don’t ignore me I’m bored
SEND “✘” FOR A HATEFUL TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: You’re so fucking annoying sometimes. Stop trying to force me to hang out with you. Has it ever occurred to you that I would prefer to be alone?
SEND “#” FOR A RANDOM TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: I woke up today thinking it was Christmas. I was wrong.
SEND “@” FOR A SCARED TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: I’m not sure that I’m capable of ever being genuinely happy, that I’ll ever really know what it feels like. That’s kind of terrifying when I think about it.
SEND “&” FOR A LOVING TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: You’re one of my favorite people. Don’t take that lightly.
SEND “%” FOR A CURIOUS TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: How do women even function with bras on all the time? Aren’t they like extremely uncomfortable?
SEND “ツ” FOR AN EXCITED TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: Holy shit!!! My new place is big enough for a dog!!!!!!
SEND“$” FOR AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: The word doesn’t even make sense, who the fuck got “ain’t” out of any possible combination? Is it supposed to be “am not”? There isn’t even a fucking i in either of the words. Please don’t tell me that makes sense to you.
SEND “♀” FOR A HEARTBREAKING TEXT.
HUNTER → PENELOPE: There aren’t a lot of people that see me as anything more than a silver medal at best. So, you know, thank you.
