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im so high rn and all i can think of is slade joseph wilson

#pro-tip:#don’t take a 420mg edible when it’s your first time getting high #slade wilson #deathstroke #dc comics #comics #slade joseph wilson

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#amity blight #beta amity #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #this is so so good!#spent like an hour wrangling tumblr to try and get it to post properly #pro-tip:#use beta mode when linking something from instagram #yes i am aware it's very appropriate that i needed to use beta tumblr to link cool beta amity art #Instagram

hey Mx. Ficsex are you okay? no pressure to post, i justw anted to check, bexcause you were posting so much and then you didn't!

thank you for checking, I’m okay!

one of my roommate told me she had water pooling in her ceiling, so I needed some time to a) deal with that, and b) bemoan my luck. but I’m fine and hoping to get to a bunch of Real Sex questions today.

#it me #pro-tip:#don't buy a house #just don't fucking do it #Anonymous

My kids would rather paint than be painted.

#this is ridiculous #Red parents sometimes too #I think it's a big rush for them physically affecting an adult #having an adult let them do that #pro-tip:#dye your hair crazy colors and then completely ignore it #people will assume you worked hard to make it do that #but it's beadhead #it's all beadhead

once upon a time when i hadn’t been on tumblr long enough i thought when ezra miller said “queer as a three dollar bill” in perks of being a wallflower he meant weird but no

now i understand

#I USED IT WRONGLY oh man #but that was 3 years ago #when i wrote it #AHahahahahaahahaha GOSh #pro-tip:#AVOID QUOTING ANYHOW

Re: Canada Day

It is 15 years to the day since I spent Canada Day with two Canadian classmates in the town of Takayama, in Gifu, Japan, and we got totally shit-faced drinking ume-shu and they declared me an honorary Canadian and made me stand on a bench and sing O Canada.

#i think about this every year on canada day #everywhere we went they had me tell people i was canadian #they also made me buy them a shit ton of cigarettes #despite being the only one who didn't smoke #pro-tip:#ume-shu is fucking dangerous shit #this has been a post

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She has the Sight. She knows what you really are. THE MISSION IS COMPROMISED.

well now, we can’t have t͢h́a̵t͏, now can we?

#pro-tip:#don't do the 'think about a word too much' thing with that sentence #jfc #how does grammar even work #we should ditch all these fancy sentences 'n such and go back to grunting single words like cavemen #(maybe a handful IF you're feeling particularly articulate)#reply post #ignore #what url? MY url? my url refers to GAME demos thank you very much #to read such evil things into my url... perhaps YOU'RE the corrupt one #hmm?

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